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Xmas DB time again · · 49 likes


At the risk of actively being trolled:

Woolis was given leadership of Born Fighting (2nd oldest official faction by ID before destruction) by Rapid_riser (owner of 39th, 39th X and Born Fighting) as a caretaker faction leader

Woolis refused to give the faction back when requested and RR had no way of getting it back due to scamming being legal and Woolis being a greedy child

Upon Woolis flying to Switzerland, or prior to, RR declared war on Born Fighting in an attempt to destroy it and render woolis' betrayal profitless

As Woolis was in Swizerland, he could not access faction controls et al. And so he was hit with endless $5,000,000 bounties to keep him in hospital 24/7 and RR decided to deploy the dirty bomb to finish the job

After the bombing the faction was at zero respect. With only one faction member in permahosp in Swizerland and no buffer (Woolis had spent the ~70k respect the faction had and left it at 20k) the next tick of faction respect decay left Woolis with 0 or less and the faction was destroyed.

For those freaking out at the cost, the faction was worth at least $150bn for respect and collector value, maybe even up to $250bn, but the moment woolis received it and would not relinquish it it lost all value.

Rapid may have lost $50 to $300bn in assets, but his dirty bomb will go down as the greatest public shutdown of an attempted scammer in torn history and the scammer will be remembered for the most audacious theft and double cross of 2015.

Don't worry too much, Rapid is still worth more than several top 20 factions alone and Woolis is reportedly laid up in a private Swiss clinic, attempting to receive life saving surgery to have 39 boots removed from his anus.

This has been Rob Burgundy for Channel 4 News. Stay tuned for a puppy dancing with a baby.

f**k you San Diego.

Tl;dr - He dun bombed 'em boys

Join Channel 4 Today! · · 5 likes


Hi there, I'm Ron Burgundy. Some of you may recognise me as the face of Channel 4 News, San Diego, and perhaps even America's, best loved and most widely watched 24 hour news network.

We have today launched Channel 4 in Torn. At the moment, we will simply be re-broadcasting the news from San Diego, however, to produce more local content, we need local reporters, producers and yes, even local cleaners to tidy up after Brick forgets to poo for a week.

Duties will include, but are not limited to:

- Buying exotic aftershaves
- Sampling scotch
- Antiquing
- Yogging
- Reporting
- Walking Baxter
- Mahogany Appreciation

Due to our global reach and partners such as Prestige Worldwide, we can offer the best in pay, competitions and training, along with a professional and (mostly) sexual harassment-free workplace.

This is Ron Burgundy, you stay classy and we look forward to working with you, soon.

MissBoo · · 31 likes

No I don't roleplay a sad cuck on Torn dot com that's what real life is for

SA/FTW/HIV vs JFK, JFK 2.1, MnC, PT, PT-I, DA + DB · · 30 likes


R+ for a picture that finally illustrates the close sisterhood that SA shares :)

25 cesium for three winners · · 56 likes


"I feel like, I've been taken advantage of"

Show me on the doll where Chedburn touched you.

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$ valued IMO but this is all just IMO

 

There are people I'm friendly with, but that's different. I've known some here nearly 20 years, still nothing on my real friends in terms of bonds, memories, experiences etc.

 

I probably just have a different view than you to be honest. There's plenty of people that call me friend over the internet but there's very few I'd reciprocate.

 

This is my view. I'm not wrong, but I wouldn't have the gall to say you are either. Thought I'd expand so it's a discussion not a confrontation as I do see your side ^_^

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Invest in Donator Packs or self delete your account. 

 

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