-sarcasm-

[763983] Level 35 Professional Tank

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

-sarcasm- is a level 35 player who signed up on 26 Mar 2008. Their standout stat is Defends stalemated: #498 (tied with 3 others), top 0.18% of ranked players.

#498 (tied with 3 others) for defends stalemated top 0.18% of ranked players
#5,389 for job points used top 0.78% of ranked players
Signed up 26 Mar 2008 (18 years ago)
2 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 35; #76,557 tied with 3,947 others top 3.2%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,749; #74,322 tied with 106 others top 3%
Awards: 131; #101,630 tied with 704 others top 8.8%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $287,567,494; #112,058 top 4.8%; +50,109,439 since Jan
Xanax taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 15; #129,174 tied with 2,272 others top 53%; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 504; #103,322 tied with 97 others top 9.5%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 83; #82,795 tied with 830 others top 12%; +6 since Jan
Revives given: 10; #41,433 tied with 1,286 others top 55%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 39; #56,340 tied with 535 others top 34%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 21; #77,769 tied with 2,108 others top 59%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 7; #170,282 tied with 3,066 others top 80%; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 5; #120,311 top 8.5%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 6

#498tied with 3 others

Combat

Defends stalemated

tied with 3 others

621 top 0.18%

#5,389

Economy

Job points used

26,650 top 0.78%

#4,625

Combat

Attack misses

35,464 top 0.27%

#20,286tied with 5 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 5 others

4,783 top 1%

#112,058

Economy

Networth

$287,567,494 top 4.8%

#120,311

Activity

Time played

5 top 8.5%

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 3 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Networth	+50,109,439	$237,458,055	$287,567,494
Defends won	+6	77	83
Time played (days)	0	5	5

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 0; unranked
Energy refills: 15; #129,174 tied with 2,272 others top 53%
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked
Stat enhancers used: 1; #4,652 tied with 7,803 others top 100%
Boosters used: 0; unranked
Elo rating: 971; #1,385,874 tied with 8,463 others top 73%
Best damage: 1,657; #91,159 tied with 57 others top 6.4%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

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Forum posts (Torn's count): 35 · archived: 2 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Not even a thankyou? Rude. Attacking · 21 Sep 2021 · 4 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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