Nooners

[784280] Level 100 Elite Killer

The Untouchables UNT Valued MemberProcurement Manager at Kontor LLC

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

Nooners is a level 100 player in The Untouchables who signed up on 8 Apr 2008. Their standout stat is Attacks won: #960, top 0.088% of ranked players.

#960 for attacks won top 0.088% of ranked players
#4,529 for networth top 0.19% of ranked players
Signed up 8 Apr 2008 (18 years ago)
11 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,736; #75,752 tied with 116 others top 3%
Awards: 464; #10,930 tied with 98 others top 0.95%; +22 since Jan
Networth: $43,198,283,133; #4,529 top 0.19%; +4,711,100,863 since Jan
Xanax taken: 2,247; #16,485 tied with 7 others top 6.3%; +53 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 183; #21,497 tied with 46 others top 17%; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 1,189; #11,505 tied with 18 others top 4.6%; +40 since Jan
Attacks won: 26,237; #960 top 0.088%; +445 since Jan
Defends won: 306; #25,429 tied with 74 others top 3.8%; +8 since Jan
Revives given: 14; #36,999 tied with 984 others top 49%; 0 since Jan
People busted: 620; #14,257 tied with 12 others top 8.5%; +4 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 118,616; #4,700 top 1%; +18,683 since Jan
Races won: 397; #12,568 tied with 34 others top 9.3%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 530; #47,932 tied with 48 others top 22%; +2 since Jan
Time played (days): 95.5; #10,522 top 0.74%; +2.6 since Jan

What stands out 6

#960

Combat

Attacks won

26,237 top 0.088%

#4,529

Economy

Networth

$43,198,283,133 top 0.19%

#1,436

Combat

Total attack damage

122,818,926 top 0.091%

#1,438tied with 1 other

Jail

Times jailed

tied with 1 other

2,190 top 0.17%

#1,571

Economy

Job points used

34,339 top 0.23%

#6,920tied with 2 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 2 others

8,373 top 0.34%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#934tied with 46 others

Profile

Maximum life

tied with 46 others

8,400 top 0.039%

Since January 10 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+22	442	464
Networth	+4,711,100,863	$38,487,182,270	$43,198,283,133
Xanax taken	+53	2,194	2,247
Energy refills	+40	1,149	1,189
Attacks won	+445	25,792	26,237
Defends won	+8	298	306
People busted	+4	616	620
Criminal offenses	+18,683	99,933	118,616
Times traveled	+2	528	530
Time played (days)	+2.6	92.9	95.5

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 2,247; #16,485 tied with 7 others top 6.3%
Energy refills: 1,189; #11,505 tied with 18 others top 4.6%
Energy drinks used: 183; #21,497 tied with 46 others top 17%
Stat enhancers used: 4; #2,430 tied with 363 others top 22%
Boosters used: 776; #2,627 tied with 4 others top 1.9%
Elo rating: 2,521; #5,143 tied with 23 others top 0.27%
Best damage: 10,292; #7,991 top 0.56%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 58 · archived: 11 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

Kicking Spouse from PI Bugs & Issues · 15 May 2015 · 6 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Company company [78670] → Kontor LLC between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

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