Uncool

[858651] Level 31 Professional Healer

Medic at Black Lagoon CompanyMarried to DeuceChesty

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

Uncool is a level 31 player who signed up on 16 May 2008. Their standout stat is Networth: #52,688, top 2.2% of ranked players.

#52,688 for networth top 2.2% of ranked players
#70,302 for time played top 5% of ranked players
Signed up 16 May 2008 (18 years ago)
1 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 31; #90,408 tied with 4,376 others top 3.7%; +11 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,699; #80,320 tied with 93 others top 3.2%
Awards: 223; #57,522 tied with 318 others top 5%; +107 since Jan
Networth: $2,698,120,269; #52,688 top 2.2%; +2,618,143,633 since Jan
Xanax taken: 78; #85,667 tied with 367 others top 33%; +76 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 8; #63,907 tied with 2,183 others top 53%; +8 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 348; #31,541 tied with 66 others top 13%; +143 since Jan
Attacks won: 662; #89,044 tied with 81 others top 8.2%; +418 since Jan
Defends won: 54; #119,096 tied with 1,824 others top 18%; +14 since Jan
Revives given: 212; #11,813 tied with 25 others top 15%; +155 since Jan
People busted: 22; #68,504 tied with 948 others top 41%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 12,817; #51,669 tied with 4 others top 11%; +11,364 since Jan
Races won: 25; #71,276 tied with 1,262 others top 53%; +15 since Jan
Times traveled: 64; #116,225 tied with 476 others top 54%; +61 since Jan
Time played (days): 12.5; #70,302 top 5%; +8.1 since Jan

What stands out 6

#52,688

Economy

Networth

$2,698,120,269 top 2.2%

#70,302

Activity

Time played

12.5 top 5%

#68,025tied with 1,118 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 1,118 others

72 top 5.9%

#89,044tied with 81 others

Combat

Attacks won

tied with 81 others

662 top 8.2%

#57,522tied with 318 others

Profile

Awards

tied with 318 others

223 top 5%

#111,269tied with 66 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 66 others

1,050 top 5.5%

Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 13 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+11	20	31
Awards	+107	116	223
Networth	+2,618,143,633	$79,976,636	$2,698,120,269
Xanax taken	+76	2	78
Energy drinks used	+8	0	8
Energy refills	+143	205	348
Attacks won	+418	244	662
Defends won	+14	40	54
Revives given	+155	57	212
Criminal offenses	+11,364	1,453	12,817
Races won	+15	10	25
Times traveled	+61	3	64
Time played (days)	+8.1	4.4	12.5

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 78; #85,667 tied with 367 others top 33%
Energy refills: 348; #31,541 tied with 66 others top 13%
Energy drinks used: 8; #63,907 tied with 2,183 others top 53%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 26; #60,808 tied with 742 others top 44%
Elo rating: 1,043; #127,178 tied with 600 others top 6.7%
Best damage: 1,290; #116,286 tied with 104 others top 8.1%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 14 · archived: 1 · threads started (archived): 1

Threads started 1 most recent

New Property Broker looking for Employees Company Recruitment · 9 Aug 2015 · 0 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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Rank title Reasonable Socialite → Professional Healer between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Spouse changed between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Company none → Black Lagoon Company between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Left Wargasm Revival Medicare [WGMR] between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Reached level 30 between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Reached level 25 between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

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