SIMP_Police

[867871] Level 100 Elite Damage Dealer

The Wolverines TW* AlphaSales Executive at Direwolf oilMarried to 669719

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

SIMP_Police is a level 100 player in The Wolverines who signed up on 28 May 2008. Their standout stat is Candy used: #72, top 0.017% of ranked players.

#72 for candy used top 0.017% of ranked players
#167 for job points used top 0.024% of ranked players
Signed up 28 May 2008 (18 years ago)
51 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 25 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,765 others top 0.31%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,686; #81,545 tied with 97 others top 3.3%
Awards: 526; #4,814 tied with 79 others top 0.42%; +24 since Jan
Networth: $22,543,390,040; #11,311 top 0.48%; +7,112,418,383 since Jan
Xanax taken: 6,537; #2,105 tied with 1 other top 0.8%; +606 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 714; #10,410 tied with 14 others top 8.4%; +112 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 2,472; #3,030 tied with 3 others top 1.2%; +230 since Jan
Attacks won: 13,916; #5,334 top 0.49%; +643 since Jan
Defends won: 597; #13,248 tied with 29 others top 2%; +97 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 57; #48,717 tied with 351 others top 29%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 147,232; #2,279 top 0.49%; +25,319 since Jan
Races won: 829; #4,753 tied with 6 others top 3.5%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 513; #48,903 tied with 57 others top 23%; +22 since Jan
Time played (days): 121.9; #7,481 top 0.53%; +9.9 since Jan

What stands out 6

#72

Items

Candy used

78,463 top 0.017%

#167

Economy

Job points used

41,010 top 0.024%

#172

Items

Consumables used

86,430 top 0.034%

#1,102

Combat

Best damage

26,576 top 0.077%

#81

Crime

Fraud offenses

79,619 top 0.038%

#11,311

Economy

Networth

$22,543,390,040 top 0.48%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,846 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 25 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Obscure but exceptional 1

Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.

#1,277tied with 5 others

Combat

Elo rating

tied with 5 others

2,801 top 0.067%

Since January 10 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Awards	+24	502	526
Networth	+7,112,418,383	$15,430,971,657	$22,543,390,040
Xanax taken	+606	5,931	6,537
Energy drinks used	+112	602	714
Energy refills	+230	2,242	2,472
Attacks won	+643	13,273	13,916
Defends won	+97	500	597
Criminal offenses	+25,319	121,913	147,232
Times traveled	+22	491	513
Time played (days)	+9.9	112	121.9

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 6,537; #2,105 tied with 1 other top 0.8%
Energy refills: 2,472; #3,030 tied with 3 others top 1.2%
Energy drinks used: 714; #10,410 tied with 14 others top 8.4%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 150; #26,353 tied with 143 others top 19%
Elo rating: 2,801; #1,277 tied with 5 others top 0.067%
Best damage: 26,576; #1,102 top 0.077%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 122 · archived: 51 · threads started (archived): 3

Threads started 3 most recent

Looking for a job (oil preferably) Company Recruitment · 19 Jul · 0 replies
Selling stat spies Trading Post · 22 Jun 2025 · 26 replies
Is it just me or are the thieves getting lazy? General Discussion · 4 Aug 2019 · 23 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Company The Lil Rig → Direwolf oil between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Faction position Wolverine → Alpha between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

Also known as: celestiAl

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