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Parsnips

[90375] Level 24 Above average Buster

Married to qwiffy

Observed 16 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago · Torn public profile

Parsnips is a level 24 player who signed up on 7 Jul 2005. Their standout stat is Account age: #6,380 (tied with 58 others), top 0.26% of ranked players.

#6,380 (tied with 58 others) for account age top 0.26% of ranked players
#1,095 (tied with 17 others) for days married top 0.66% of ranked players
Signed up 7 Jul 2005 (21 years ago)

Key numbers

values observed 16 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago · ranks built 28 Sep 2026

Level: 24; #131,283 tied with 7,359 others top 5.4%; 0 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 7,741; #6,380 tied with 58 others top 0.26%
Awards: 71; #173,656 tied with 2,074 others top 15%; 0 since Jan
Networth: $12,949,042; #298,382 top 13%; 0 since Jan
Xanax taken: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Attacks won: 135; #202,849 tied with 670 others top 19%; 0 since Jan
Defends won: 19; #257,053 tied with 7,910 others top 39%; +4 since Jan
Revives given: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
People busted: 121; #35,335 tied with 129 others top 21%; 0 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Races won: 15; #89,614 tied with 1,496 others top 67%; 0 since Jan
Times traveled: 0; unranked; 0 since Jan
Time played (days): 0; #1,144,115 tied with 212 others top 81%; 0 since Jan

What stands out 5

#6,380tied with 58 others

Profile

Account age

tied with 58 others

7,741 top 0.26%

#1,095tied with 17 others

Profile

Days married

tied with 17 others

7,463 top 0.66%

#90,873tied with 1,978 others

Combat

Best kill streak

tied with 1,978 others

56 top 8%

#165,541tied with 202 others

Hospital

Times hospitalized

tied with 202 others

578 top 8.2%

#298,382

Economy

Networth

$12,949,042 top 13%

ranking built 28 Sep 2026 · yesterday · All rankings ›

Since January 1 stat changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Defends won	+4	15	19

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 16 Sep 2026 · 13 days ago

Xanax taken: 0; unranked
Energy refills: 0; unranked
Energy drinks used: 0; unranked
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 0; unranked
Elo rating: 858; #1,775,458 tied with 1,939 others top 93%
Best damage: 445; #292,256 tied with 475 others top 20%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 16 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

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Forum posts (Torn's count): 1 · threads started (archived): 0

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

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