Evolve-or-Die

[921891] Level 100 Elite Thief

Xenon Xe54 XenoniteDriller at Ninja's Oil - HIRING 1Married to Magicparasite

Observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · Torn public profile

Evolve-or-Die is a level 100 player in Xenon who signed up on 3 Aug 2008. Their standout stat is Largest mug: #234, top 0.029% of ranked players.

#234 for largest mug top 0.029% of ranked players
#962 for money mugged top 0.11% of ranked players
Signed up 3 Aug 2008 (18 years ago)
1,075 archived forum posts

Key numbers

values observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago · ranks built 27 Sep 2026

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Level: 100; #1 tied with 7,772 others top 0.31%; +6 since Jan
Account age (days, as observed): 6,619; #88,528 tied with 133 others top 3.6%
Awards: 528; #4,665 tied with 84 others top 0.41%; +35 since Jan
Networth: $17,340,499,394; #15,143 top 0.65%; +6,660,042,254 since Jan
Xanax taken: 1,944; #19,131 tied with 9 others top 7.3%; +678 since Jan
Energy drinks used: 810; #9,547 tied with 7 others top 7.7%; +694 since Jan

More key numbers 9

Energy refills: 505; #25,013 tied with 29 others top 10%; +235 since Jan
Attacks won: 7,217; #15,331 tied with 3 others top 1.4%; +1,825 since Jan
Defends won: 571; #13,881 tied with 24 others top 2.1%; +196 since Jan
Revives given: 14; #37,009 tied with 985 others top 49%; +11 since Jan
People busted: 791; #12,087 tied with 9 others top 7.2%; +536 since Jan
Criminal offenses: 101,757; #7,040 top 1.5%; +19,867 since Jan
Races won: 786; #5,118 tied with 12 others top 3.8%; +1 since Jan
Times traveled: 1,549; #17,120 tied with 10 others top 7.9%; +51 since Jan
Time played (days): 158.9; #4,920 top 0.35%; +57.7 since Jan

What stands out 6

#234

Combat

Largest mug

$1,636,750,040 top 0.029%

#962

Combat

Money mugged

$7,236,283,913 top 0.11%

#1,006

Items

Items dumped

12,388 top 0.19%

#4,920

Activity

Time played

158.9 top 0.35%

#15,143

Economy

Networth

$17,340,499,394 top 0.65%

#811

Crime

Counterfeiting offenses

22,715 top 0.25%

Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,772 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,678 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Easter eggs found: 44 — #5 (tied with 270 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Merits bought: 50 — #1 (tied with 4,853 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill, Forgery skill.

ranking built 27 Sep 2026 · All rankings ›

Since January 14 stats changed

Change since January
Stat	Change	January	Latest
Level	+6	94	100
Awards	+35	493	528
Networth	+6,660,042,254	$10,680,457,140	$17,340,499,394
Xanax taken	+678	1,266	1,944
Energy drinks used	+694	116	810
Energy refills	+235	270	505
Attacks won	+1,825	5,392	7,217
Defends won	+196	375	571
Revives given	+11	3	14
People busted	+536	255	791
Criminal offenses	+19,867	81,890	101,757
Races won	+1	785	786
Times traveled	+51	1,498	1,549
Time played (days)	+57.7	101.2	158.9

Energy sources used

Public stats only; not an estimate of battle stats. TornLife never estimates battle stats. observed 18 Sep 2026 · 9 days ago

Xanax taken: 1,944; #19,131 tied with 9 others top 7.3%
Energy refills: 505; #25,013 tied with 29 others top 10%
Energy drinks used: 810; #9,547 tied with 7 others top 7.7%
Stat enhancers used: 0; unranked
Boosters used: 143; #27,389 tied with 120 others top 19%
Elo rating: 2,522; #5,150 tied with 12 others top 0.27%
Best damage: 7,871; #14,350 tied with 8 others top 1%

“Since Jan” compares two observations: 18 Jan 2026 and 18 Sep 2026. TornLife has nothing in between.

Forums

Forum activity ›

Forum posts (Torn's count): 1,813 · archived: 1,075 · threads started (archived): 8

Threads started 5 most recent

Grave Fun & Games · 27 Aug · 0 replies
URL Manager - Recently Visited Pages Bugs & Issues · 7 Jul · 6 replies
24%Eviscerate Yasukuni Trading Post · 30 May · 10 replies
. Trading Post · 14 May · 2 replies
24% Powerful Orange Jackhammer CHEAP Trading Post · 19 Feb · 13 replies

The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.

History

Full history ›

Rank title Legendary Thief → Elite Thief between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Spouse changed between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Company Energy Solutions → Ninja's Oil - HIRING 1 between 18 Jan and 18 Sep
Reached level 100 between 18 Jan and 18 Sep

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