In No0bsl4yer hits 1.5T stats in 1500 days
1.5t statisticals but still a noob!
Congrats DSLA, huge achievement!
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In The 5th battle stat achieved in less then 2 years - Honored!
Congrats Canis!
I am so happy that you did it and that our mini competition ended in your favor! You killed it!
I will be waiting for you on the 600 one now :D
Outside hits started as soon as 9L were out, and continued throughout the competition, ending in every team hiring mercs/revs to be able to compete. Bills racking up in billions for all of the involved.
Its pretty sad that this year's Elims became a pettiness competition, eliminated teams doing whatever they can to help kill the chances of teams that helped eliminate them.
Elims is a competition where deceit is your main weapon, and people getting salty for being played made them end years of friendships. Pretty dissapointig if you ask me, letting Elims diplo get to your head. Its a game after all.
Having said all of this, there is only one thing left to say:
CHOMP CHOMP MOTHERFUCKERS!
Absolute hit!!!
In APEX ON TOP - Elimination Winners
This was the most fun I have ever had! Such a wonderful team, and such wonderful people all around.
Chats were always buzzing, no drama whatsoever, people just hanging out wanting to win! It was amazing and to be honest, not that hard to lead such good people!
I thank you all from the bottom of my heart!
And yeah, I will be officially retiring from elims! I am getting too old for this! :D
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP!!!!!
APEX FOR LIFE!
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