I would find it amusing to read an agony aunt column in the newspaper. Maybe players could write in to complain about getting mugged to much, bountied, spouse leaving them, general game related problems or problems with other players.
Ideally, the Agony Aunt's replies would be uncaring, insulting and just plain rude. Funny!
Maybe the Agony Aunt position could be on a rotation basis in which players get a week or months position as the Aunt.