Command = !tornball yourquestion?
A simple script made just for fun, makes your bot a master of divination.
If you don't want some of the "personal answers" just modify it.
Got it running at #Norden if you wanna try it out
on *:TEXT:!tornball*:#: {
set %tornball $rand(1,26)
if (%tornball == 1) { msg $chan No! Donate more money to the church }
if (%tornball == 2) { msg $chan Yes! }
if (%tornball == 3) { msg $chan Of course, if you only knew Chedburn }
if (%tornball == 4) { msg $chan Have you gone mad?! }
if (%tornball == 5) { msg $chan Leave me alone }
if (%tornball == 6) { msg $chan Check with Knuff! }
if (%tornball == 7) { msg $chan Not today }
if (%tornball == 8) { msg $chan Why should I tell you? }
if (%tornball == 9) { msg $chan Yes, in Canada }
if (%tornball == 10) { msg $chan Yes... but first, send 10m to Lobbanet }
if (%tornball == 11) { msg $chan You will have to wait }
if (%tornball == 12) { msg $chan Forget about it }
if (%tornball == 13) { msg $chan Yes with a stripper }
if (%tornball == 14) { msg $chan Well you need a xanax or two before that }
if (%tornball == 15) { msg $chan My weapon of choice would be a pillow }
if (%tornball == 16) { msg $chan How about we don't talk about that? }
if (%tornball == 17) { msg $chan Sure, if it makes you feel better }
if (%tornball == 18) { msg $chan When will you and I, be a star? }
if (%tornball == 19) { msg $chan Go for it! }
if (%tornball == 20) { msg $chan I saw you.. coming out from TC Clothing with seven jackets }
if (%tornball == 21) { msg $chan No, never }
if (%tornball == 22) { msg $chan Don't hassel the Hoff }
if (%tornball == 23) { msg $chan Yes, just use some lube }
if (%tornball == 24) { msg $chan Shut up, im about to bounty your stupid ass }
if (%tornball == 25) { msg $chan Have you lost weight? }
if (%tornball == 26) { msg $chan Ask me if I care }
}