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  • Bang [977286] · 38 likes ·
    here's my rejected :D [image: s3.amazonaws.com]
  • HastaLaVistaBby [1608986] · 23 likes ·
    This comic is based on an errenous assumption though - that male players have balls. But all available evidence points towards all male players being Eunuchs. 1. I never saw any balls on the anatomical images in this game - …
  • MmM [256222] · 18 likes ·
    [image: s3.amazonaws.com] [image: s3.amazonaws.com] I guess i will share too, it got me 1 year for it to be rejected btw, thats why i quit comic

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bogie [148747] Admin Staff · #2

Lol

The joke is pretty funny, but the comic artwork itself needs some work :P Got a chuckle outta me, but I guess was rejected because it's sorta just crammed together without flowing between scenes well enough...
Rekker [1761] · #8

Don't worry torns standards are stupid, some of the ones they accept compared to what they don't is very questionable.
AshleyT [1432316] · #9

Hey wait a minute, I got an idea. What if, Torn added a sub-section of the comics for rejected comics, which would be community regulated by votes?
HastaLaVistaBby [1608986] · #10 · edited

This comic is based on an errenous assumption though - that male players have balls.

But all available evidence points towards all male players being Eunuchs.

1. I never saw any balls on the anatomical images in this game - did anyone else?

2. Females get equal gym gains as men - can only be explained by lack of balls.

3. There is no hooker-action going on in this game at all, eventhough its a gangsta-game, only reason is if all males are infact eunuchs.

4. Despite tens of thousands of hetero-marriages there is not a single child born in this world.


A wise man once said these words to me:
"He who has been neutered shall never be neutered again."

I am fervently devoted to these holy words and thus I reject the very premise of this comic!
The_March_Hare [1962212] · #11 · edited

Hahah, noted. And for the sake of clarification. This guy in the comic with the double barrel.. he's got balls, no ammo, but big-ol-balls.
HastaLaVistaBby [1608986] · #14 · edited

And that is why this comic will forever remain rejected by the "O mighty Chedburn", only the neutered are deemed worthy in His domain.

The very thoughts of "the unneutered" roaming this glorious realm gives the creator nightmares - Therefore there shall never be balls in this realm.

The conspiracy has been exposed, the box of Pandora is now open!