So does anyone here regulate between drunk and more drunk on Torn? found one of my old drunken conversations that I was sent the morning after and found it amusing, does anybody else have any drunken chats/messages/posts that are like this?
I genuinely feel sorry for most of Subversive Alliance, as they got so many drunken messages, videos and pictures from me.
This is one of my moments from SA2/Mercs.
PrOnE2DiE: Mouse!
Mouse: gi
Mouse: hi
PrOnE2DiE: Ohh hi :P
PrOnE2DiE: I gata go woman want on but ill be back!
Mouse: evgme
Sil3ntAll: Mousey xD
Mouse: >
Mouse: ?
Sil3ntAll: Go to sleep xD
Mouse: no
Mouse: fucjdk the law
Mouse: -
Sil3ntAll: Lol :))
Mouse: yoiu're attracdstive
Sil3ntAll: Just woke up at 4 am to take a xanax and train and I find you here willing to share cookies xD crazy pants :))
Mouse: eh
Mouse: I jhust calledf you atractiver xd
Mouse: ha
Mouse: on a risakk
Mouse: roll*
Mouse: [
Sil3ntAll: You're drunk xD
Mouse: shut syo
Mouse: -
Mouse: up
Mouse: sobong
Mouse: sobver
Mouse: sober
Sil3ntAll: XD
Mouse: buet me
Mouse: bitw
Mouse: bituw
Mouse: bite
Mouse: i gihve yu
Sil3ntAll: Omg xD
Mouse: I GIIIIIIIIIIIVE UP
Mouse: ^^
Mouse: fucdsk it
Sil3ntAll: I'll go back to sleep xD try to survive and keep the cookies :P
"I genuinely feel sorry for most of Subversive Alliance"
The majority of Torn feels the same way.
*slaps* down boy.
Too early for your dad jokes, haven't slept yet. :3
My typing doesn't suffer much when I drink, although I do talk noticeably more - but people don't usually notice, it's stealthy since I also sometimes chat like a maniac sober.
It's way more noticeable on voice chat, but I don't go on that for Torn usually.
Mine are usually more abusive in a way that no one knows wtf i am on about. Its always fun looking bak the day after.
I try to avoid torn when drunk, they normally go fine for whoever I talk with but I get far too open :/
Some of my best moderating happens when I'm 3 sheets to the wind.
Today I shall mostly be drinking White Cliff Merlot (2015).
Swatsicle - I'm usually like that, but sometimes I get a bit...tooo...drunk lol.
Shak - Can't deny looking back the next day is either make or break, but usually hilarious haha
Mat - you're always open enough anyway :P
Fluffy - When are you not 3 sheets to the wind?!
I think you guys all need help, My cooldown is always maxed out with beer, but it has yet to get me even slightly tipsy let alone drunk!
I was under the impression you have to drink to play torn. I am wrong o.O
Even when I get extremely drunk, I force myself to correct sentences until they're, well, correct. This is an extremely slow process that causes me to sometimes push out one sentence every minute+ instead of typing at my usual 130wpm. I've only ever managed to stop caring about that while texting... because phone key boards really suck when you're blasted.
I think you are the one that needs help my friend xD
Oh it helps... it really..really helps ;)
I think any chance I would have had, to type normal in the state I was in that time, would have resulted in me possibly getting arrested for throwing the coffee table out the window, I struggle enough to type when I am sober! aha. If you can still type over 100wpm, I'm very impressed with your drunken writings!
Not when I'm drunk... :P
Hmm, must be at least 80 then :P
I'll do an experiment for you next time. :P
Best excuse used by players when they do something EXTREMELY stupid -
"Crap, I was drunk last night lol xD "
Didnt mean you OP, Met a few players who had said this xD
I drink every single day. Im smart enough not to do anything with tc play money when im blasted.I take it easy during the week now only 2 or 3 cans at most i only get hammered at the weekends now.your body and mind cant take it so well as you get a bit older :PI have had my best arguments with whiners , scammers and shemale multies when im hammered, they always send the best whining mails and they make me laugh so much when im drunk.as you can just imagine a apocalyptically cross spotty faced man boy bleating at you is funny as hell when you are drunk :P
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