**** off Santa Claus

Started by Scrooge [10] NPC on 15 Dec 2016 in General Discussion.

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flawmore [1174534] 15 Dec 2016, 19:16 TCT · #21

Scrooge is a NPC

Proxima [1879587] Wiki Editor 15 Dec 2016, 19:17 TCT · #22

You sent a Pack of Trojans to Scrooge with the message: Please get laid and ruin someone else's Christmas.

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Flugkatze [1718691] 15 Dec 2016, 19:19 TCT · #23

So is Duke. Doesn't stop him from interfering with our business.

And Scrooge is a business man. He just wants to have some fun, erm, I mean .. oh whatever. Bah Humbug.

daub [1869454] 15 Dec 2016, 19:21 TCT · #24

My turkey's bigger than your turkey. Choke on that Scroogey boy.

manic [1554958]15 Dec 2016, 19:22 TCT · #25

Scrooge, best post of the year!

Glad you're back! To celebrate, I've got some peanuts for ya!

You look dentally challenged though, so I'm tenderising them for you.

I should be shitting them out in a day or two. I'll let you know when they're ready!

2035724 [2035724] 15 Dec 2016, 19:25 TCT · #26

suk dik scrooge

Hopslam [795412] 15 Dec 2016, 19:44 TCT · #27

must be a long list

where will you find the time?!?!

DAMINK [2009054] 15 Dec 2016, 20:11 TCT · #28

I would not know Scrooge. I have only searched the dump about 500 times thus far and NOTHING!!!!!

Thief [206758] 15 Dec 2016, 23:36 TCT · #29

Thief hospitalized Scrooge and looted for a Snow Cannon

So Weak

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MarlonBrando [1337797] 15 Dec 2016, 23:40 TCT · #30 · edited

Hoorah Congratulations awesome work, wanna try again ! Santa's Elves

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TakingABreak [2024350] 16 Dec 2016, 00:00 TCT · #31

Scrooge just got Screw-ged!

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal @ Scrooge!

CatHead [1581564] 16 Dec 2016, 00:39 TCT · #32 · edited

I made some fan art for you a while back Scrooge. Perhaps it will cheer you up... If not, you can always send anonymous mails to DogHead telling him he smells like soggy farts. That always works for me.

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Detective [1557351] 16 Dec 2016, 01:34 TCT · #33

I really like the idea of interactive NPC's, however I hope not ALL of them will be swearing and insulting. lol

Most of them probably should, but I think there should be few that have some other personality types, but so far so good.

Happy Christmas to you too Scrooge, you ****ing icy **** :*

ReyDuvall [1526820] 16 Dec 2016, 01:39 TCT · #34 · edited

Scrooge lost his Snow Cannon on what, the 2nd try?

Ched may need to doublecheck his "low chance" algorithm.

Wicka [895688] 16 Dec 2016, 01:43 TCT · #35

Well that ended early. Maybe next year.

ZER0 [1032415] 16 Dec 2016, 04:59 TCT · #36

I thought the christmas event was to attack the f**k out of you . why would you coming for us when literally we are coming to you ?

Unknown_Element [450910] 16 Dec 2016, 05:02 TCT · #37

Everyone remember that scrooge ended up being nice in the end.. him and tiny tim became best buds

CapturerHulkmad [1904837] 16 Dec 2016, 05:27 TCT · #38

Finally the hidden force master of Torn Ched has heard our plea and decided to bring back scrooge to life....................

I would love to see scrooge vs Duke fight in this season and maybe we can have a bookie event about who will win...........

KarmaCop [365532] 16 Dec 2016, 05:48 TCT · #39 · edited

Someone needs a hug...

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0ffline [1822187] 16 Dec 2016, 06:44 TCT · #40

Based on the item market, you're doing all this naked.