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962m Giveaway - First 80 people to post will win

Started by Kapten_Klitoris [1873683] on in Fun & Games.

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Naako [482424] · #102

You were sent a Present from Kapten_Klitoris 2017/06/19 10:37:29 PM



IT WAS HORSES HEAD. Train energy before you open. Lol good trick but I trained first so didn't get hit that bad lol
Naako [482424] · #107 · edited

Good prank :)



You carefully move up to Kapten_Klitoris's Private Island and plant the paper bag filled with dog poop on their doorstep. You spark your lighter and bring the flame to the paper bag. Without hesitation you knock on the door and run away as fast as you can. To your delight, Kapten_Klitoris appears at the front door and begins stamping out the flames. After a few short seconds, they yell out in anger. You move off before they have a chance to look around. Kapten_Klitoris's happiness is decreased.

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You carefully move up to Kapten_Klitoris's Private Island and throw the entire pack of stink bombs through their letter box. You flee as quickly as possible. Kapten_Klitoris's happiness is decreased.

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You carefully move up to Kapten_Klitoris's property and throw the roll of toilet paper over the Private Island. After several throws, you're happy with your fine accomplishment and make your getaway. Kapten_Klitoris's happiness is decreased.
Yaz [1575994] · #116 · edited

Sadly I'm on a humanitarian trip to cayman currently, so couldn't check mine. I'm quiet sure it's the hammers though, so thanks. You made many people happy with this giveaway! :D



Keep them cumming!