Hello friend. I have major great prize for all of you in celebrate of Childhood Obesity Enabling day...also know as Halloween.
Competition is for most inappropriate costume in the world ever. I need idea for party I go to of people who get offend very much. I love see them cry tears. Last year I go as Orange Juice Simpson complete with victim and glove. Very special costume. I look very handsome.
What is your best worst horrible costume? I would like to see. I am not to give instruction on thing to avoid as it is on you own back if you want appear offensive to certain people. If entry is too bad staff will remove, just like when Coral share anus with us all. Think be clever about inappropriate costume. Dont go obvious.
Prize is very secret and very expensive for first, second and third and competition end at 31st Halloween day midnight, after I finish give apple and celery to fat bastard children at my door. Sometimes I chase them, help chubby little frankenstein lose weight.
I am good person really.