Did you hear about bogie?
He found a hare up his !*$
Post all your good jokes here.
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Give a man a gun and hell rob a bank, Give a man a bank and hell rob the world. - Jim-Gyp [1924816]
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bogie: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." DUDE: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." bogie: "As if." DUDE: "Yeah, just ask your sister." bogie: "I don't have a sister." DUDE: "You will in about nine months." - SlitherGreen [2110300]
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A little girl walks into a pet shop A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits? The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, Do …
Did you hear about bogie?
He found a hare up his !*$
Post all your good jokes here.
A little girl walks into a pet shop
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?
The shopkeeper bends down to her level, smiling, Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby, or maybe one like that cute wittle bwown wabby over there?
The little girl leans forward and whispers, I dont fink my pyfon really giveths a thit.
Give a man a gun and hell rob a bank,
Give a man a bank and hell rob the world.
a jokster, a donator, a forum poster, and a jerk walk into a bar.
Hi MCMXC, someone shouts
You are trying too hard......
bogie: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
DUDE: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
bogie: "As if."
DUDE: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
bogie: "I don't have a sister."
DUDE: "You will in about nine months."
bogie: Why do you smell funny?
rainbowsaurus: Its called Soap...
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You cant say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.
GODDAMNIT, you got me.
I went to a restaurant.It was full; no place to sit...
I took out my mobile, Placed it to my ear and said loudly-
"Bro come fast, she's here with someone else...
Six couples ran away... X)
Q: What did the bogie say after leaving the bar?
A: Man, I blew like 50 JUX in there
It's cute that you're this obsessed, but perhaps you should try getting some fresh air. Your mum probably has to wash your sheets anyway.
Everyone is obsessed with bogie.
Please dont derail thread.
to get back on track.
staff edit, nope
a father and his son were walking around their farm and found a chicken lying dead with its legs straight up in the air.
the son asked "Dad, why are his legs doing that?"
the father replied "So God can reach down and take him to heaven"
a few days later the son went to his father excitedly
"Dad! Mom almost died today! Her legs were straight up in the air and she was screaming Oh God Oh God!"
the father replied "Really son!?"
"Yes Dad! and if Uncle John wasn't laying on her to hold her down we would have lost her for sure!"
Son: mom, what's an orgasm?
Mom: *glances at husband* I don't know, son.
How many lawyers does it take to change the lightbulb?
3.
1 to install the bulb,
1 to shake the ladder and 1 to sue the ladder-company
Ps: Joke stolen from "Better call saul"
How does bogie fake an orgasm?
He spits on his back.
What does bogie call hemorrhoids?
Speed bumps.
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, If Im going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.
She removes all her clothing and asks, Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, Here, iron this!.