Like every reporter..........

Like every reporter in real life they seem to lose their way, Torn is no exception.  Reporting is about facts but you sugarvalves [1963573] have made it your personal trash talking forum.  I think your mouth needs a little adjusting.  Be a reporter not an a$#hole. 

Im a spartan.  Fact is we fought hard and we lost.  Lots of good folks there who did their best.  I did some Investigating reporting of my own.........

 

Top hitter in Dongs Right now. (I salute you!) 

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Oh wait 

 

sugarvalves [1963573] is in Dongs. 

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Just enough attacks for one stack session on the 7th day of the elimination comp.  Why don't you spend less time running your mouth and more supporting your team for elimination instead of posting trash like this: 

 

After a wretchedly poor start to Elimination, both Spartans and Nasty Surprise have finally figured out how to stop losing lives. Much like a man who rips out his own eyes because he can't stop crying, the two worst teams in the competition managed to end their run of poor form by simply running out of lives to lose. What a clever plan. Why didn't they think of it before?

Thank your lucky graces you have a great team supporting your half contributing a#$. 

 

Report the facts.  Save us your trash talk.  If you prefer I can always make you cry your eyes out. 

 

This Article was brought to you by the good folks who gave it there all and were eliminated in the 2018 competition.  May the best team win!. 

You are taking this game way too seriously

You realize that hes just going to mention this in the next article right?

says the guy with 4k forum posts, dude lol

At least I can count

I don't think you know how to read properly.

If you're going to complain about psychological warfare via the newspaper you should probably get your Torn wife under control first.

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She's currently employing some psychological warfare of her own to get the blood out of the heads and into the dongs while the romantics make their move.

bwahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaa

 

omg.  i'm not the one entertaining internet sexting with someone i don't know lol.  There is a reason it doesn't happen with me lol.  Cause i don't entertain it!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I bet you had absolutely no idea you were calling yourself out there lol.  This is a game on the internet lol. 

oh my god

thank you so much for this! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

em...well this just went from 0 to 100 real quick...

Bigger cuck than Hilde and Dude combined

Damn.... this how quickly the mind of a man goes to shit when he realises he's a cuck. 

now now.  i think we found the real news! plenty of reporters here and people want to know!

You appear too happy about this.  It’s weird.  

Yes I let down the team... barely made any attacks. Unfortunately before the fun started I had a very serious issue to deal with in r/l.... I am stainless dealing with it now. 

Loving the salty salty tears - not sure if torn can handle another two weeks of this but we'll see I guess...

That is really really cringe and disturbing, I hope you reported the weirdo. 

Sugar valves accurate, high integrity reporting has inspired Dongs such as myself to contribute more to the team, far outwaying any personal shortcomings he may have.

yeah, I have hardly any attacks too. Except all attqcks I’ve made have been purely for mug profit, and sugarvalves reporting got me in enough team spirit to put in extra effort of finding mug value targets who are also in the elimination comp. I’m sure there are many others who have received such a moral boost from the stellar reporting.

That is Nova tbh

We have a ched with a 0 but we are still chilled AF. We know he can't do anything xD