Pun contest

I am like school in summertime... No class! 

Sorry about my previous post. I have no principles either.

No need to say sorry, it’s ok :p

Also, round is over, you win

As the prisoner said to the warden, thank you for the con test! 

And, as the bingo caller just yelled, I 1.

So, like the guy who just had his pants repaired, I am sew grateful.

But, as for more puns, I am like an empty convent. I ain't got nun. 

This is so funny I fell off my bar stool. *Crawls back up the line of crap I was sitting on, giggling the whole way.

*tries hands at one man band, but is short by two feet.
"It sounds horrible now, but I'm half way there."

I just r/wooshed myself, I did not understand it till now. :p

I want to say something warm and gracious.

"Good gracious it's hot in here."