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Hoy[1208641]Officer
· 38 likes · You're close to ten years old. I agree, you should quit. You quitting would actually make the new player experience better since you seem to bully so many of them into joining your faction, or posting on the forums to …
DUDE[1028023]
· 4 likes · That's cool. I am not talking about you. Old players are a waste. They should all quit. The game is all about the new players. And i plan to help them.
DUDE[1028023]
· 1 likes · I am your champion and you will call me your champion or the People's Champion
You're close to ten years old. I agree, you should quit.
You quitting would actually make the new player experience better since you seem to bully so many of them into joining your faction, or posting on the forums to embarrass themselves.
As a member of said community, the best way you could give to ME would be to.. give stuff to me. preferably money, enough to buy a pink mac-10 would be nice.
While I might not be nooby enough to fit your new player criteria, you giving me either a pink mac-10 or the cash to afford one, would still be helping the new players of this game. They'd read the forums and learn of your generosity. Simply that knowledge would benefit their gameplay experience.
So really I'm not asking you for material possessions out of greed, but out of selflessness to give hope and inspiration to all the players of torn. I'm a true martyr. which is why I deserve free stuff.
I'll take some of your wealth redistribution. I'm planning on opening torn cities first shelter for abandoned puppies. Without immediate investment puppies will die! You don't want puppies to die do you?
Not my champion. Never did anything when I was new. Have yet to see a new player success story come out of TRT. Want me to keep going? Stick to King of the Forums. We all know the forums are a bit of a shit pile (thanks to you and your friends) so somehow that title suits you more.