DEAR TORN

your account isn't even 11 years old yet.

you claim to be 24.

Do you see why I believe you bought your account?

I am sorry I didn't have my calculator with my while making the thread. Dummy 

you would need a calculator to know to remember you were 13-14 when you started on torn.

unless its a lie ofc.

Are you joking right now? I don't know what age I was when I started playing torn 

Unless I get my calculator out and start doing some calculations

looking at your account activity, its obvious you bought your account in 2017.

WiseTheRumGoneToday- idk i just know i can beat dr gonzo in 3 years time

WiseTheRumGoneToday -send me a picture of you with a sign saying "dude due the king" and something that says which date it is

Ok bro 

Dude: I'm gonna make a thread about you, okay?
Icy: No thank you.
Dude Okay how about now?!
Icy: Still don't?
Dude: Now?
Icy: No.
Dude: Oh hmm, I know, instead I'll make a thread about you?
Icy: Orrrrr, no.
Dude: Thread?
Icy: NO?

*Goes to sleep*
....

..
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*Wakes up*

Oh for f**ks sake Dude.

With Dude's new Jesus persona I feel for that poor sculpture...

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seems like the solution is obvious.... never go to sleep ;)

Better read then evil dick guy posts

+1 for most creative begging thread in recent times.

-1 for same reason.

I hope you enjoyed your one day out of federal jail.

Here ya go. A self portrait ice sculpture. Perfect for the troll man in love.
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Fake News. I don't need your permission to make a thread about you

SMH

That's ridiculous. Give it to your mom.

Gosh, so charming. Truly a wonder you haven't managed to convince me to marry you.

He's being assertive, you don't want some cuck to have a crush on you.

Well said 

They don't make em like DUDE DUDE anymore