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  • Snappy [644425] · 1 likes ·
    Amusing info, but still pretty weak to call out individual factions on the forums like that - what do you have to gain from it?
  • JS_REP [1033180] · 1 likes ·
    You spent your whole torn career, 167, days calling out JFA? What did they say?

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Diabolique [2177124] · #1 · edited
Humans are deuterostomes, which basically means that when we develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means that in the beginning we were all a**holes.

Some people never evolve beyond this point...

*Cough* JFA *Cough*

I'm curious though: How were JFA formed? What's the backstory on this, because I feel like at one point they were probably a pretty cool group, before the dark side of the force called them...
Snappy [644425] · #6
Amusing info,  but still pretty weak to call out individual factions on the forums like that - what do you have to gain from it?
RowdyRedneck [995650] · #12
We were formed at a potluck dinner when Stretch brought his World Famous ******* Casserole. After one taste of that prestigious chocolate starfish we decided to form a group to commemorate such a fine dish. And thats how JFA was formed.
Diabolique [2177124] · #13
I had a feeling that might be the case, but I didn't want to assume your sexual orientation. That would be rude. 

Seriously, what's the history? The newspaper never covers the shit we really want to know...
Diabolique [2177124] · #14
You must have mistaken me for someone who hasn't spent her whole career in Torn calling out JFA. 

Been there, done that, and if the t-shirt existed I'd be wearing it. 

But I really wanna know where they came from. Did someone just decide one day that having a faction all role-playing a**holes would be fun, or what?
Diabolique [2177124] · #16
Most of them said a lot of stupid words, bragged about their penis sizes, and dropped bounties on me. 

It was almost scary...

Except that I'm literally incapable of fear.

Do not test me.™
Diabolique [2177124] · #20
I heard a rumor that Ghetosmoker was still threatening my spouse, bountying him, etc. The way I see it, he violated the terms of our truce, thereby nullifying our agreement...

Why are you guys being so evasive?? I would think you'd be proud of your history...