This thread is rigged against you , they dont list any of your strengths! Smh will not vote but dude I'll help you.... what you need help with moving a couch or something?
Does DUDE need help?
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As you can clearly see dude has no beef with dude so he is indeed not his own problem
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As you can clearly see dude has no beef with dude so he is indeed not his own problem
No, we're not here to judge DUDE, we're here to help. We just need to determine how best to help.
For example, no one thinks DUDE is trying to emasculate Duke... oh. I misspelled it on the poll... emulate.. my bad.
Must be why no one voted for that one.
The most popular result seems related to low self-worth after not making Reporter... so maybe we could all chip in and buy him a nice REPORTER sig for his profile. And we could all call him Reporter DUDE from now on. Or R-DUDE for short. Maybe RUDE for super-short.
Thoughts?
For example, no one thinks DUDE is trying to emasculate Duke... oh. I misspelled it on the poll... emulate.. my bad.
Must be why no one voted for that one.
The most popular result seems related to low self-worth after not making Reporter... so maybe we could all chip in and buy him a nice REPORTER sig for his profile. And we could all call him Reporter DUDE from now on. Or R-DUDE for short. Maybe RUDE for super-short.
Thoughts?
Gotta love Dude Dude
I needs help
I think perhaps most of you missed Dude's tragic post from two days ago.
It was quickly edited and graved by staff, but you can still see its skeletal remains here:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=17&t=16100050&b=0&a=0
In it, Dude confessed, in an abject manner, that he hasn't had sex since high school, and begged the Torn community for help.
It exposed Dude for what he is: a confused, lonely, extremely insecure young man in his mid-20s, whose inability to form close relationships with women is having an adverse affect on his mental health. His Torn persona is part and parcel of his problem - no woman I've ever met would choose to mate with the awkward mix of pathos and narcissism that seeps like olestra-induced anal-leakage from almost every sentence he types.
If Dude needs help, it's not with his spelling and grammar. He needs counselling to repair his seriously damaged psyche. And he should probably take a very long break from the forums. This constant back-and-forth, some of us building him up, some of us intent on exposing his emptiness, is almost certainly aggravating his problems.
It was quickly edited and graved by staff, but you can still see its skeletal remains here:
https://www.torn.com/forums.php#/p=threads&f=17&t=16100050&b=0&a=0
In it, Dude confessed, in an abject manner, that he hasn't had sex since high school, and begged the Torn community for help.
It exposed Dude for what he is: a confused, lonely, extremely insecure young man in his mid-20s, whose inability to form close relationships with women is having an adverse affect on his mental health. His Torn persona is part and parcel of his problem - no woman I've ever met would choose to mate with the awkward mix of pathos and narcissism that seeps like olestra-induced anal-leakage from almost every sentence he types.
If Dude needs help, it's not with his spelling and grammar. He needs counselling to repair his seriously damaged psyche. And he should probably take a very long break from the forums. This constant back-and-forth, some of us building him up, some of us intent on exposing his emptiness, is almost certainly aggravating his problems.
Clearly, you have not met many women. DUDE needs rescuing, and women line up for that.
I think you forgot to mention, I am your
King of the forums
Break time is over
King of the forums
Break time is over
i type ds öikemthat too, justb from typing fast as fcuk and not giving a ddamn what i write.
Too late for that, Doo-Doo.
You stood in front of us naked.
We know exactly what you are, and some of us feel sorry for you.
Seek help.
You stood in front of us naked.
We know exactly what you are, and some of us feel sorry for you.
Seek help.
Hey! No trolling for chicks! They can tell the difference between your fake attention-grab and the work of someone who is truly f**ked up and needs rescuing. You don't stand a chance.
It's all yours, DUDE.
It's all yours, DUDE.
Who ever came up with the name "Doo-Doo" needs a free DP
Lmao
Lmao
I started doo doo in global because hes a piece of shit, guess he dont get attention from his parents, so he looks for it online and he is either ugly as shit or a dummy who cant get a gf because he does talk about grinder. I wonder how many people swiped ignore lol,
You didn't start anything. Actually I started doo doo when I was mocking the haters
Bruh......did you just say that? Lol!! That's ...a stretch
Lol sure u did. To bad u cant prove it, anyone whose in global knows i call u doo doo. Plus u were crying in global 5 minutes ago ur quitting forums and ur back already smh, are u that desperate for attention?
Now this isn't helping at all!
First of all, we don't use piece of shit! Let's try fecal matter instead, please. And none of us ever got enough attention from our parents, so that's hardly relevant. And "ugly as shit" is so 2018. Instead use "aesthetically challenged". Also bear in mind that most dummies do in fact have girlfriends, and it is often the more intelligent who struggle for social contact. Clearly, he is a misunderstood genius.
Please keep on topic. We are concerned for DUDE's declining post quality. We need to stay focused. There are no women in Torn at any rate, so we can't very well help him there.
First of all, we don't use piece of shit! Let's try fecal matter instead, please. And none of us ever got enough attention from our parents, so that's hardly relevant. And "ugly as shit" is so 2018. Instead use "aesthetically challenged". Also bear in mind that most dummies do in fact have girlfriends, and it is often the more intelligent who struggle for social contact. Clearly, he is a misunderstood genius.
Please keep on topic. We are concerned for DUDE's declining post quality. We need to stay focused. There are no women in Torn at any rate, so we can't very well help him there.
Something must be wrong with you mentally if you think doo doo has "quality" post. If he did he would have the title of reporter, he threatens people all the time and its his fault he gets bashed on. If he didnt act the way he did then maybe most of torn wouldnt talk shit about him, he has no one to blame but himself
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I think he needs help and also needs to get a life. I think he tried to be a reporter in real life but was short of a few million brain cells. His brain cells is in the negative zone. Minus. So he couldn't be a reporter in real life , so now his trying to be a reporter in torn.