Please grave.

Please grave.

Sir this is a Wendy's

Thanks for advertising your bounty.

Who are you?

I am the devil.

Yawn.. next.

Did the All Blacks lose again?

No. This is f**k YOU.

Racist much.

Mr CyberCommander you sir are a buffoon.

You do know we dont all hack when playing this game?

You bragging about having hacking Torn does not sit well with most of us Mr CyberCommander.

I am a collector Mr CyberCommander. Im not talking about the trinkets on my bazaar.

I collect whining mails from cheating nerds and preserve them for posterity in my mailbox.

You sir , you and me mano au mano in my mailbox. Duking it out until the bitter end. Until you show respect or get fedded.

Are you up for it Mr CyberCommander?

Not chats Mr CyberCommander mail me. By the time i have finished with you things will be different.

Are you Brave or are you a coward.

You may wander why i havent mailed you about this. I was kind of expecting you to get fedded by now ...

Wheres the point in talking to someone who is going to get kicked out of the game?

You sir will change my mind if you want to.

I liked you as well, Trip. Why? Because you're one of those ones that seems like they got hired out of sympathy to be a helper. I mean what exactly do you do for Torn that gives meaning to your life? Isn't there more productive ways one such as yourself could be using your time on this planet for?

Ma'am please DO NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD

Small eggplant energy at its peak

You seem like someone who spam emails people across the globe from Africa trying to commit fraud....however, I will indulge your desire 'SIR'.

press the cogwheel, you have the option to remove your account yourself.

i dont think staff deals whit it anymore if you wanna fedd yourself as you have the option to do it alone.

so they can use thier time for other stuff.

https://www.torn.com/preferences.php#accountClosure

Anyone else get a weird Professor Chaos vibe from this guy?