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Cuneiform[2433886]
· 63 likes · I only registered this month but here it goes: I could be anything I want a link on facebook told but little did I know that an addiction would unfold. I'm now a text based criminal, rich and mighty strong …
AncientRelic[2170855]
· 31 likes · One day i joined a game, I thought it would be fun, Next moment i'm in hosp, Someone named Duke mugged me. Now i'm so addicted, I play all day and night, Pretty please don't attack me, Unless you want …
Maxii[2042563]
· 26 likes · TC Xmax May the best wishes turn into the finest poem, May the moonlight glows among the maples forest, May the smell of laurus nobilis spread around the back yard, May the dreams never be waken up during the Xmax. …
Write a topical poem about the past year in Torn. Doesn’t have to have a Christmas theme but it’d be nice if it did. Poem must contain a minimum of two stanzas and a maximum of eight - nobody wants to read the f**king Iliad.
RULES All entries must be submitted by 23:59:59 on the 1st of january 2020 All entries must include the player’s name, ID and the year All entries must be your own work You may not use entries from previous years All entries must comply with the competition rules and Torn game rules or will be disqualified and will not be allowed to re-enter
Prizes (additional prizes where specified) 1st place: Gold ribbon + honor bar + 1,000 points + special gift 2nd place: Silver ribbon + 500 points + special gift 3rd place: Bronze ribbon + 250 points + special gift
The Staff member running this contest has no say in the winner, all winners are chosen by duke.
I could be anything I want a link on facebook told but little did I know that an addiction would unfold. I'm now a text based criminal, rich and mighty strong I will play forever but I don't know for how long.
You'll find me at the hospital due to an overdose while you can't mug me there when the doctor is so close Racing in my car I will end up there soon too If Christmas sucks then I will play and brother so should you.
Morphine keeps me in the streets looking for a fight Candy makes me happy, it's truly a delight Fly me over to Mexico, buy my Combat Pants oh how I like the battle stats this hostile city grants.
Mug me and you'll find yourself on the Bounty List You better repay Duke, you don't want to get him pissed Be loyal to your faction, sister, just don't let them down and don't forget to score some loot in the Christmas Town.
This year has been crazy, I felt like an old man, and had Quackers call me a “Baby.” Waiting on Christmas town When I can make some money Dec 13th, I loot a Pico now isn’t that funny
Saved all year for my PI But Spent Pico profits on stocks still don’t really know why I went from poor, to owning 3 blocks But I still feel like a Poor old fart Just sitting here waiting on Christmas Town to START!
as i walk down the street I see a sweet treat, as it pokes from the trash bin I look around then dig in.
The treat is gone. so I make my way down the gray street sobbing over the treat. mind you it's chrismas day I feel like mugging is all I can say. I mug a noob then laugh over the easy defete and relize, this was my real treat. wolfie83222 [2380669] 2019
Twas the night before Xmas Town, Oh so boisterously loud in Torn City, I was fed up of hearing the excitement, So i Dirty Bombed the carolling blighters, Falling over and crying from laughter, Until i realised that in fact, I had bombed Duke’s bloody Cat!
Lying in my hospital room watching all the festive players coming and going from the activities from mugging Scrooge to falling thru the ice, they all come and go quickly. Not I, I am targeted from the most evil Grinch himself to never to see the light of day is done far into the New Years.
I see the Xmas town all lit up and everyone is running around to get those last minute gifts. Far off above Xmas town, I see a bright red light coming towards my room. I hear a clatter on the roof, and see Duke coming down my deck railing. Hush Pat Duke has come to save your Holiday. Here, dear is a complete set of Duke's gear for my favorite Rock star. Always remember and never forget "LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD".
Cruising torn in my 6 4, searching the dump cause I’m hella poor. Some mistletoe is what I find, the fact it’s poisonous I don’t mind.
Last months dirty bombs set the tone, couldn’t fly so I sat at home. They made the stock market take a crash, But at least this Christmas will be a blast!
There was once a man in red who promised to give head But truth be told it was not all good, For the red man was Duke and his present bleed, So never trust the man in red and his promises in bed.
i once had a dream a pretty great dream might i add but as the drugs entered my bloodstream it all fell apart i'm sorry dad i said, as they drove me away in that cart
he couldn't hear me though because of the rebuke HE had given me as they lowered me below all i could think of was: remember kids Don't f**k with the duke
12 Days of Torn By MikePence (Shut up Thrie, my stanzas are short >.>)
On the 1st random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, The ability to kick that f**ker Leslie in the throat! They see me updating~ No one hating~
On the 2nd random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, George Gooseberry gets sacked! They see me updating~ No one hating~
On the 3rd random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, Regretting bookie approval! They see me updating~ R hating~
On the 4th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, My bank account just turned into crap! They see me updating~ Bankers hating~
On the 5th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, A lot of talk on CT and none on Crimes 2.0! They see me updating~ Old players hating~
On the 6th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, Mafia gets a bashing! They see me updating~ (Unclear) hating~
On the 7th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, Omg why are there drugs on my territory! They see me updating~ Small factions hating~
On the 8th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, Three wild cans appear! They see me updating~ MikePence hating~
On the 9th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, Four wild polls appear! They see me updating~ Traders hating~
On the 10th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, Directors finally discover that employees who don’t show up to work don’t make money! They see me updating~ MMCP hating~
On the 11th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, Captcha bypassers bite the dust! They see me updating~ Cheaters hating~
On the 12th random day of Torn my Chedburn gave to me, No one’s effective stats are private! They see me updating~ Everyone hating~
For me the game has only just begun But has already given me hours and hours of fun I try to lay low and do the right thing But so many distractions keep me from the gains the gym would bring
So much to learn, so many ways to play Adding to that is this poem contest I found today Please TORN don’t make me beg and don’t be a tease Be kind to a noob this Christmas and I’ll be grateful….pretty please!
Christmas Torn is coming, and Duke's already fat, Please give your Big, Boxes of Chocolate, to the trash! If you too tight for that, then a box of tissues will do.... So the dude that picks them up, has something to cry in to :p
Christmas Torn is coming, and Scrooge is IV at 11.43. Please equip a smoke grenade then, join the group attack! If you're all out of e, buy some Rockstar Ruldoph an' use for 25e...... If you can't afford that, well then that sucks for you :p
Merry Christmas One and All.......Enjoy Christmas Torn :) It is the most wonderful time of year! Blue_Warrior [2154115] 2019