I'll paste this from the last time someone begged for donations for new players. It got graved pretty quick so my karma got snubbed last time.
I am also starting a fund to buy myself udder implants if anyone is interested. Think about this before anyone donates.
If you donate to them Vs If you donate to me:
- Noobs get money or Boobs get money
- Newer players are happier or Everyone is happier, my udders will bring joy to the people
- The game is easier for newcomers or The game is easier for nobody
- New players won't thank you personally or I will send an appreciative "moo" in your direction
- We won't get to taste new player's salt on the forums as much or everyone will be able to taste premium 2% cow's milk
It's a no brainer at this point.