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Swiss Lockdown

Started by Euphoria [1443076] Wiki Contributor on in General Discussion.

355 replies · 10.6k views · thread synced · 6 days ago · View on torn.com

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SporkMonkey [2065017]
I heard about the shut down early yesterday, warned the faction, and went and rehabbed early. Before leaving, I licked and coughed on all the appliances and equipment, as well as farted on all the pillows. Enjoy your covid and pinkeye.
D3vl [710249]
Enough to take out a good chunk of NS big boys. And keep them hosped.

Then have a few hired gun fly over to hosp the rest of NS members there + revivers.

One day I am sure another faction will counter NS lockdown event.
SpeedSkateR [10106]
It really is a thankless job, but I'm happy to provide my services.
  • Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $100 and the reason: Gives good handies 17:18:32 11/02/21
  • Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $100 and the reason: Gives good handies 17:18:06 11/02/21
  • Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $1 and the reason: I will be the judge of that 17:17:47 11/02/21
  • Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $100 and the reason: Gives good handies 17:17:40 11/02/21
  • Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $100 and the reason: Gives good handies 17:17:13 11/02/21
  • Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $100 and the reason: Gives good handies 17:16:42 11/02/21
  • Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $100 and the reason: Also gives good handies 17:16:00 11/02/21
  • Someone has placed 5 bounties on you with rewards of $1,000 and the reason: gives free blowies 14:22:46 11/02/21
elie350 [2065964]
Hey!!!!
Us torn citizens are immune to the covid. Do you think people who can get head shotted every day will die from the covid?
Paul [1176287]
You owe me 1m for each message I get asking if this is breaking rules :P Right now your tab is up to 25m.
Kata [1990396]
I'm thrilled, tbh. Stretch promised us this year's ago and it took this long to deliver.

The game needs more things like this and it should be encouraged.
Spliffy [315389]
Bought a PI from the market, noticed he was flying to switz so mugged him on landing. Things got a bit heated then, so I had no choice but to extend his stay.

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Spliffy:
You have been flagged up by airport security as a possible covid patient. Please remain in hospital while we analyse your swab results.
miNus007: embarrasing
miNus007: levle 100
miNus007: doing shit like this
miNus007: kys
Spliffy: Please do not be abusive to the TC Covid-19 taskforce.
Spliffy: We are just volunteers trying to keep our city safe.
Spliffy: Your lab results are almost back. Please stay in isolation until your results are ready.
miNus007: fuc koff nbtihcv
miNus007: stupid ass motherf**ker
miNus007: go kill yourself
miNus007: go aehad
miNus007: please
miNus007: do a fafvor
miNus007: for the wrold
Spliffy: Your brain clearly isn’t working properly. We suspect this may be from a covid induced fever.
Spliffy: Results will be with you momentarily sir, we thank you for your patience.
Spliffy: I regret to inform you that you have tested positive for the particularly deadly Swiss variant of COVID-19. Please stay and rest.
Spliffy: We expect your isolation period to be 14 days.

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