Stocks Tutorial

Started by Champion [1927067] on 30 Jul 2021 in Tutorials & Guides.

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laREiGN [2570440] 30 Jul 2021, 17:21 TCT · #21

Dear Champion,

As an official Monarch Family representative, I am interested in purchasing a subscription to your stock advice service. As you most likely already know, most of our members are noobs and have no clue on how the stock market works, which is why a service from a genius like you could help us a lot.

Please contact me to finalize the subscription documents.

Love you,
Hanks multi.

HOWSTHAT [1643014] 30 Jul 2021, 17:28 TCT · #22

A live representation of TuS stock fund. Champ has single handedly increased our funds to just shy of 12Trillion.

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jtower [2287159] 30 Jul 2021, 17:28 TCT · #23 · edited

I read all the replies. I'm having trouble understanding which replies are just serious and which are ironic. Please help

Champion [1927067] 30 Jul 2021, 17:34 TCT · #24

When you’re the stock guru they all come to you for help:
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Adz100 [2455920] 30 Jul 2021, 17:35 TCT · #25

The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick

SlimGoodbody [2676196] 30 Jul 2021, 17:37 TCT · #26 · edited

Hind sight is 20/20. Sure is easy to find those buy/sell points after they've happened...

(unless this thread was supposed to be satire, then in that case, ya got me. :P )

mug [553318] Committee Committee 30 Jul 2021, 17:54 TCT · #27 · edited

Just a week ago I was -10b more in losses than gains, after talking to Champion for just 3 days I managed to break even and even start to profit! A thank you wouldn't even be enough to express my gratitude. For once torn has a hero it needed and one it deserved.

Toph [2184889] 30 Jul 2021, 17:57 TCT · #28

so after analysing this post heavily i think its a good time to sell mcs.

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#1TrillionSoon #ThankYouChampion

Bendix [1962470] 30 Jul 2021, 18:02 TCT · #29

Great guide, been doing it wrong the whole time... looking forward to finally making money on stocks..

R+

arrow [2024586] 30 Jul 2021, 18:35 TCT · #30

Ask for a pic of her TT first

elie350 [2065964] 30 Jul 2021, 18:35 TCT · #31

What were all the stock traders doing!!!!!? Bunch of id*ots wasting their time on patterns, fundamental analysis and whatever else when all they had to do was buy low and sell high!!!

Thank you Champion for this great guide! You live up to your username.

Floyd [2514492] 30 Jul 2021, 18:45 TCT · #32

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Hawk [2080065] 30 Jul 2021, 19:16 TCT · #33

You, sir, are a darn GENIUS

Splintuh [2522779] 31 Jul 2021, 02:32 TCT · #34

jedi trading tips right here

u gotta be a jedi master to ged it right

Fiddle [380794] 31 Jul 2021, 17:45 TCT · #35

Is this real? You had to watch videos to learn "buy low, sell high"..... This has to be troll

themainman [1629262] 31 Jul 2021, 18:12 TCT · #36

Thanks champion I tried this strategy with EWM last night and made a nice profit gonna continue doing it and hope I get big stonk like u

arrow [2024586] 1 Aug 2021, 08:11 TCT · #37

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Ignore the 1b L, sold some to gamble and didn’t go too well but f**k it.

STONKS LEGGOOOO!!

Tnelis [816886] 1 Aug 2021, 08:48 TCT · #38

I feel dumber having read this post

Clamp [2681291] 1 Aug 2021, 13:06 TCT · #39

Brilliantly done, very informative guide with great graphics and what not!
I am sure players will find this very very useful to make more monies in Stocks.
R+ all the way.

Also, why isn't this in the Tutorials and Guides section? This should be put up there.

2480971 [2480971] 3 Aug 2021, 00:28 TCT · #40

Moved to T&G at OP request