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Started by SkinnyPeen [2176021] on in General Discussion.

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Simp [2547518] · #23 · edited
One hundo percent this can't be a joke, my man had the vid of him stroking his feet on 4k resolution
sugarvalves [1963573] Committee Committee · #29 · edited
On the 4th of August I received an anonymous demand for cash. I was told that $5 million TCD must be sent to Swatsicle, Hamr, Batman, realistassasin, Dewin, 5P1R1T, and Huzaifah, or my feet pictures would be leaked online.

[image: i.imgur.com]

What my blackmailers didn't realise is that my feet love to be humiliated. Because these scoundrels have released fake pictures I'm now left with blue balls of the foot. I have no choice but to release my own foot picture to achieve satisfaction and set the record straight.

The following image is a picture of my foot from several years ago - it is my favourite of all my foot portraits. You'll notice that my ankle displays significant bruising. This was the result of playing drunken football at 1am with a friend and two 50-year-old women. This foot tells a story, and that story is my feet are not cute and cannot detect potholes. I will continue releasing my own foot pictures until I am paid $100 million each by my blackmailers.

[image: i.imgur.com]
sugarvalves [1963573] Committee Committee · #34
My feet pictures are only sexually explicit if that's how you choose to enjoy them. Gnarkills is Tarantino confirmed.
sugarvalves [1963573] Committee Committee · #37
One of the two ladies is my friend's mum. She owns a vibrating plate that she sits on and claims it's for exercise. The other woman is her neighbour. One of the first things the neighbour said to me was "I've swum in a lot of dirty rivers."