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CockyNudist[2209950]
· 33 likes · It should reduce the stealth and happiness of attackers who have recently purchased something from your bazaar. Damn porch thieves.
Lonestar[1151936]
· 9 likes · I'm gonna get as many as possible and use them on those that are homophobic in the gay pride thread lol however, the item itself and its effects seem a bit like The Gay Bomb that the CIA were supposedly …
Shibby[1534164]
· 7 likes · [image: media.discordapp.net] Just found one....
My theory, it is packaged into a parcel (can be disguised like sed) when it opens goes off. Probably no hospital time, but when people attack you for 24 hours you will be surrounded by glitter similar to the party poper.
I have it on good authority that the glitter bomb mechanic is to tag anyone who goes to the strip club behind their significant other's back.
The name Glitter Bomb was settled on as the initial name of Stripper Herpes was seen to be too risqué, or at least that's what was said behind closed doors. The actual reason was that it hit too close to home for Ched as he has taken a side hustle as a dancer, a dancer for money, he will do whatever you want him to do.
My bet is it goes off covering the screen in glitter and confetti the first time you open crimes after the update releases shortly before the servers crash, they have to rollback and crimes has to be rereleased Soontm
It is probably like toilet paper or dog excrement that you can put in a package. Where you open the package and lose some ahappiness but that is a lot like a horse head. though.
Not sure how well it would work here but IRL glitter bombs are THE BEST! I'm still finding glitter from one I received 18 months ago and I know the chick I sent one too will never escape the craft herpes (silk microfine glitter FTW)