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  • bogie [148747] Admin · 26 likes ·
    Had someone bounty me saying I voted Tory for BoJo, honestly it's one of the most offensive things I've ever received, and I've seen some creative insults. 17:04:52 - 05/05/21 Someone anonymously placed 1x $100 bounties on you : Voted …
  • Nika99 [2306783] Moderator · 2 likes ·
    Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $400,000 and the reason: I'm not a whore Nika Susan It’s funny cause it was anon and I clearly didn’t call anyone a whore so it could have literally …

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OGColossus [2153592] · #1
Bounties come with the game so this is not a "why me?!" thread. I contract out with Bounty Depot and have seen some real funny ones. Today, I got one of the best reasons when I had 10 $1 placed on me. "says phantom menace is the best."

While I do think it is the best of the prequels and second only to Empire Strikes Back HOW DOES THIS PERSON KNOW THIS?! I've never posted it on the forums. I don't have any irl friends that still play this game. It is very.... curious.

What are some of the best reasons you've gotten? Wars are/were some of the best for funny reasons on the bounties. Share your best!
bogie [148747] Admin Staff · #3 · edited
Had someone bounty me saying I voted Tory for BoJo, honestly it's one of the most offensive things I've ever received, and I've seen some creative insults.

17:04:52 - 05/05/21 Someone anonymously placed 1x $100 bounties on you : Voted for Boris Johnson
Nika99 [2306783] Moderator Official · #6
Someone has placed a bounty on you with a reward of $400,000 and the reason: I'm not a whore Nika Susan


It’s funny cause it was anon and I clearly didn’t call anyone a whore so it could have literally been anyone LOL
Lonestar [1151936] · #10 · edited
I've had bounties in the past from someone saying 'Texas sucks'.....I'm not even from the US let alone Texas lol. Another memorable time was 'you suck space balls' a reference to the movie..... I think they may have been from the same person haha
oraN [1778676] · #11 · edited
Chedburn removed rates from my thread that were made with multis by a butthurt dude

14:52:06 - 26/11/19 Proxima placed 10x $500,000 bounties on you : Joe: Fixing Oran's forum threa

some boring but notable ones when i ran ASC LLC lol
14:28:29 15/05/22someoneanonymously1$1: proper clown
04:38:32 08/05/22CGM0075$300,000
16:05:06 04/05/22someoneanonymously1$1: can't even kill npc early lol
13:03:28 04/05/22MrFourex1$42,069: Drinks Santa snot
18:55:09 03/05/22Bryce3$500,000
14:27:24 01/05/22MrFourex1$420: Suss as fark
17:12:43 30/04/22someoneanonymously1$69: proper buffoon haiya
06:17:29 30/04/22BobbyMercer10$50,000: Bunny hates your trades
20:34:24 29/04/22Larrystooge10$1,000,000: Ruining The Bunny - BD
19:34:57 29/04/22someoneanonymously1$1,138: starts NPC early. bad trader.
11:22:50 29/04/22MrFourex1$42,069: Seriously
06:35:57 29/04/22KaiJinGarou2$1,100,000: Crybaby Trader
17:40:42 28/04/22KaiJinGarou10$1,000,000: stupid buymugger avoid him
19:50:29 27/04/22Tony3$1,000,000: WHY YOU START NPC EARLY
17:04:42 26/04/22Ali_Looya1$69: you've been a bad boy
17:02:27 26/04/22someoneanonymously10$10,000: Idiot hit 2 npcs early b2b
15:01:51 26/04/22someoneanonymously1$2: jealous of tiny pffft!
14:54:42 26/04/22Tsume4$300,000: starting NPCSC TOO EARLYYYYYYY
04:41:12 14/02/22someoneanonymously1$400,000
13:29:43 13/02/22blackieza10$500,000: Bounty Depot Age 9

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OGColossus [2153592] · #12
I thought I've seen this before but it's been awhile! I didn't realize it was so new a feature. Thanks.

Also, another great one. My only complaint is that it is a CRAZY STRAW!! Beer through a regular straw. Hmph!

15:57:14 - 18/07/22 Sypharius placed 1x $2 bounties on you : Drinks beer with a straw
DaveO [887166] · #14
For all the bounties I have received the majority are just plain lame. Notable exceptions though

06:59:34 - 30/05/21 Someone anonymously placed 1x $3 bounties on you : midgetfiddler


13:38:14 - 15/03/21 Someone anonymously placed 1x $2 bounties on you : shit stain


18:13:08 - 22/07/20 Nurz placed 5x $1,000,000 bounties on you : sock thief
Karty [285221] · #15
Most offensive:
Zee placed 1x $1,000,000 bounties on you : likes the Kardashians

Made me chuckle, from the TMB days for context:
Someone anonymously placed 1x $123 bounties on you : Leads a fac full of retards
Famine [2167735] · #17
My favourite that I place on people is usually "Cooks chicken by slapping it" which I did receive off someone during a war which I sadly cannot remember
I also like "eats soup with a fork" and "owes my dog money"
IndyCision [2597200] · #18
The first one was probably a reference to the state motto. Texas is "the Lonestar state" - whatever that means...
I've had multiple people think I'm from Indiana, or specifically Indianapolis, and just get an "Oh, OK" when I just say I can never make a decision.