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  • irysh [1912106] · 6 likes ·
    To knock the dicks off the dumb ones.... >:]
  • Cephalopod [2528533] · 6 likes ·
    why isn't there a pregnant barbie doll? because Ken came in a different box
  • Ravdarji30 [2792921] · 6 likes ·
    My dermatologist was fired today. I’m told he made too many rash decisions.
Raven_smithy [2491869] · #1 · edited
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This game is simple. Post a joke, and if it makes me laugh, I will send you $500k. Keep the joke in line with Torn rules.
































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Raven_smithy [2491869] · #3 · edited
That is an opinion. And for an opinion to have any clout, that opinion would first need to be valued. I can repeat the instructions if you need me to.
KingTwist [2816224] · #13
Why are men like diapers? They're usually full of shit but thankfully disposable.


What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in!
SCrusher88 [2820646] · #15 · edited
Why did Donald Trump lose the election?

Well, just like his businesses, there was only one place his time as President was heading to, Down the bankruptcy drain the republicans go if they continue to support a loser when everyone else are winners
Ravdarji30 [2792921] · #18
I have another one for that :p



Doctor: “I have some bad news and some very bad news.”


Patient: “Well, might as well give me the bad news first.”


Doctor: “The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.”


Patient: “24 HOURS! That’s terrible!! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?”


Doctor: “I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.”
KingTwist [2816224] · #19
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A man will actually look for and find the golf ball.


What goes in hard and dry but comes out wet and soft? Bubble gum.


Why are girlfriends like a laxative? They both irritate the shit out of you.


What did the receptionist at a sperm bank say to the client? Thanks for cumming.