Is Torn Dead?

It is with a heavy heart that I write this thread

I logged in today and took a xanax then trained my speed, I did not even bother with doing my crimes. As I sit here looking at my full nerve bar I wonder if anyone else feels the same way.

There is nothing to do on this pile of shit game anymore

I have run out of noobs to bully, talking shit to people is getting boring, my stats are already on an elite level but even if they weren't... what's the point, it's a never ending cycle.

If you are one of the retards on this game that finds enjoyment in attacking NPCs for retard loot then please don't post on this thread

I have queried this topic with several known players in the game and here were their responses, if this doesn't tell you that something needs to change then I don't know what will:

I knew Torn was dead when bogie let members of the committee and prominent members of the game dox my RL info with zero repercussion.
— Uncle

I knew the game was dead when I got called a free internet policeman and bogie did not ban them. I work so hard to push my agenda and banned all the good people from the forums.
— Skeletor

If torn died I’d have to get a real job. Torn will never die under my watch.
— realistassasin

I told y’all slots is f**king rigged !! Didn’t i ?? I pleaded with everyone I knew, all the great analytical minds in my faction to find a loophole and they kept calling me crazy and stupid for losing $100b+ to the slot machine.
— MeanMike

Ever since they caught us using API keys and patched the stock bug we abused, I’ve ran out of ways to make money. I have no more profits left to skim.
— Xanty

Torn still needs more gender options, I pitched it to the committee and they all laughed at me. That’s when I knew the game was dead.
— Proxima

What changes would you like to see implemented?

heres the obligatory "can i have your stuff?" comment

how long did it take you?

oh, you weren't kidding

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less than a xan a day in two weeks

game really does get boring after SEs huh

If you’re feeling bored of the game why not hit the forums with some shit posting to fulfil that need for attention…. Oh wait Load image: hushed

I'm not asking for all ur stuff, just need a few billion to fund my casino addiction. Send anytime.

I knew Torn was dead when we hit 2 years without major update as well as under 1k daily users.

I think there should be an option to make small Torn babies with your spouse. And then you can use the smol child to do plushie runs for you. But, if you overwork the smol child, he does a massive poo on your property and it decreases happiness by 75%.

My suggestion is also the reason why I don’t have a Torn spouse :(

EDIT: The smol child can also be used in attacks

People should not be laughed at for a "more gender options" suggestion. I'm still waiting the day when I can choose my gender as "attack helicopter"

I know this is fake because your MeanMike response is only 1 paragraph

There being next to no energy in in a "Torn is dead" thread was when I realized Torn was dead. :P

Can you throw him to your opponents?

I see you.


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“You threw Beesus Jr at Theblobmasters head hitting her for 928 damage”

Damn it could be fun

It should be a consumables xD

Please don’t consume babies.

this game was never alive, its a game that has a heavy emphasis on "daily routine".

You should quit

Do not give up brother!

For me, Torn is alive as long as I continue to meet vibrant personalities such as yourself!

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