Crypto Cashes In ! OFFICIAL WAR THREAD

Whilst it was hard to grasp the true gravity of this war for a lot of us newbies, particularly at the start. I feel honoured to have been involved (for what little I managed to contribute).

Glad to retire the pillow. See you in 9 months. GGWP both sides. There truly are some monsters out there!

Bore off ya big virgin loser

That was exactly why I was asking questions

We simply had no clue what had happened or why

I am aware of the huge amount of effort a lot of people put in behind the scenes and am extremly grateful to them as I am sure everyone else in the alliance is

We literally found out from our opponents the war was over and couldn't get an answer as to wtf was going on, whether it was a ceasefire, a truce or the end of the war, from anyone our side

Thankfully Mike answered here and let us know

You think the planners and people who handle fake walls and all other behind the scenes stuff are unemployed basement dwellers?

No, they have all the same life stresses as you do only they were also taking on the monumental task of running a war at this scale on top of it. With how time consuming the back end is it's no surprise that people want out from a losing cause. If you wanted the war to keep going then the simple solution is volunteer to help instead of acting like you're somehow better than people who did because you have a job.

Frankly, assuming your sides' planners have all the time in the world for this shit makes you a piece of shit. Hats off to them for dealing with entitled pieces of shit like you while trying to also win the war for their factions/alliance.

Since when have you counted as an adult in Torn terms?

Being old and grumpy does not qualify you as an adult. You should probably direct your anger at your own leaders, only they can explain why they started this war and why they gave up at this point. Lots of people on both sides were prepared to continue indefinitely, you're not special in that regard.

Where do I register a complaint? I took part in the island war but am yet to receive my lousy mug complaining about it, I didn't half-arse this war so I could sit here mugless and in need of coffee...

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GG to everyone involved, what an incredible thing to be part of!!

Massive thanks to the people on both sides who put in so much time and effort managing the logistics of this clusterf**k: naps and TT movements, fake walls, high level strategy, front line tactics, communicating orders and in house hr. Monumental effort to stay on top of all that for nearly 75 days of war between so many factions.

I know who those people were on our side and they did an exceptional job!! I can tell that the team on the other side did too. So truly thank you to leader teams on both sides. Spectacular job!

This thread got pretty salty at times and I saw Mike say he felt like a piñata. I hope there’s no hard feelings and that everyone understands that talking shit is legit and even important part of all competition, from winding up your sibling while you play PlayStation hoping they make mistakes to mass propaganda in irl wars. There’s value in undermining and tilting your opponents but I hope no one took it too personally.

I’m gratified and impressed by the leadership of both sides being so graceful at the conclusion of this. That’s a real test of leadership and character. You guys all rock.

Going to miss this once its gone.

The banter from both sides while winning, the salt from both side while losing.

What an all encompassing war.

Goodluck, hope y'all enjoy the peace while it lasts and you make the most if it.

You must be kidding me, Proxima or MeanMike or Xanty or any other CRyPTo leader must be basement rats in your opinion? Your leadership have life too, they are not AI. They had their own normal life, job, summer festivals etc and on top they done amazing job on leading your ass in torns biggest war.
On that note i wanted to thank CRyPTo for amazing war and efforts, its was greatest thing I've taken part in.
GGs

Yet somehow you find the time to read 750+ pages of forum comments and write shitpost essays, be petty about random people posting banter in your expense and brag about all your hits and wall clears (not gonna lie, you did A LOT of them)? Though the content of your messages confirms that you can't see straight i guess.

Hey bitchcutter, think again! I'm definitely not useless, in fact I did more than you! Why don't you show me some of the TT walls you've done?

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I mean sure, I may have trained hardcore, 2-3x Xanax per day, plus a stat enhancer or two, but I always work hard in wars whenever there's a TT wall up (and I work full time and possess more than 1 job. AND my job isn't WFH these days so I can only check after work.)

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Massive 44 joins and 24 clears, Ana
You solo-carried Bright Summit

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Heya Ana, I just wanted to do a fact check real quick. BitchCutter was the #27 hitter in the entirety of all alliances whereas you were ranked #4906. Load image: smiley

That's fake news! That's slander!


You only typed those numbers into an Excel sheet and then claim this blasphemy. Anyone can do this!


Where did you pull these numbers from? What tool did you run to check hitters over all alliances?

Explain the process of replicating this sheet?
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I'm skeptical of this propaganda. But I'm also curious about the tool that you used and who made it, just to see whether it's even accurate. [/background]

Another thread that's been derailed by ana. Yippie

Sure Ana, let's play by your metrics and we'll look at the last month of the war, and actually compare rather than just boldly claim you did more than me, we'll pull it straight from the stats viewable on our profiles from torn.

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Now let's look at some metrics that matter and show who is putting in effort for their coalition.

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Yeah, you're right, you really showed me. You did so much more leeching than I did.

Ana, it's very easy to verify this data by just glancing at Torn personal stats.

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Thanks metrics nerd.