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Please support the garden gnome sanctuary

Started by Enallax [2040920] on in General Discussion.

36 replies · 1.26k views · thread synced · 11 days ago · View on torn.com

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AfroBoy [2822838]
20:07:19 - 14/09/23 You sent 8x Garden Gnome to Enallax with the message: Almost sent them to the Recycle Centre and then remembered your forum post. Cheers!
IXCoconut [3001865]
How much gnomes you can hold in those Island? I don't want to be a cruel master who send his poor gnomes hoping for them to get a better lives, but instead get their gnomes euthanized because overcrowded sanctuary
Enallax [2040920]
I have room for thousands of gnomes, if I do happen to run out I will kick my renters out of my other islands so the gnomes have plenty of room to have a good life.
Enallax [2040920]
All the gnomes at the sanctuary are either purchased from the shady back alleys of Torn, or are donated my gracious Torn citizens concerned for the well-being. No gnome has every been stolen from their rightful owner.
IXCoconut [3001865]
02:46:48 - 16/09/23 You sent a Parcel to Enallax

Please take care of my gnomies. Do not put them in open air though, they're agoraphobic
choulong [1976319]
Thats why I prefer to release my gnomes back into the natural habitat of the dump where they can forage to their hearts content
SugarPlumDeb [2114298]
If I did not send these little fellers to you. I would rip their heads off and put them in a jar.

I love jar collections.

Also thank you for making me a better person.