SMTH holding my sister hostage

Some of you might know me as a survivor of the intense assault from Torn's #1 badass TAK_. An assault that would rival the hardest fought wars in Ireland1.0 (the real war).

Today, I was happily minding my own business, answering questions posted in forums because the Helpers are preoccupied with sleeping*. And suddenly I noticed a disturbance in The Force. A player I had never heard of or had ever interacted with had downvoted one of my excellent posts. Through some deep diving, I found out that it was a player named Tuesdaygone. Being a seasoned veteran of T0rnDOTcom, I was only a little butthurt and shrugged it off.

Then, out of the blue, there was another and I realised Tuesdaynotgone at all. He was still hanging around. And then another! Now, being the calm and rational person I am, I PM'd him.

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He logged off immediately. I assumed this was the Chuck_Norris effect, but little did I know sinister schemes were afoot.

And then a few moments later he came back.

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Once again he logged off and things went silent. The hair on the back of neck were erect like a 14yo who just found Redtube. And then he revealed his sinister plan.

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SMTH - please get Tuesdaygone to tell me what has happened to my sister! If he is holding her hostage, then please know she is dairy and gluten intolerant (not actually celiacs, just the yoga pants wearing type), cannot eat eggs, peanuts, or be near grass. She is also allergic to rice, and racism really turns her on so Tuesdaygone might be getting some action as we speak - the guy really did some deep diving to find out I was Indian to then call me Pakistani to get a rise out of me. He'd have been more successful calling me Australian, but hey ho that's neither here nor there. I know SMTH have never done anything illegal and this is out of character for any one of their 6 players 700 totally real players.

I implore the citizens of tornD0Tcom to petition Tuesdaygone to tell me what has happened to my sister.


*This part is a joke, I truly believe you Helpers and unpaid staffers do a fantastic job. Except TheFelan. He's a nublord. Especially TheFelan.

Great read whilst partaking in my morning ablutions

R+

TL;DR Ana was kidnapped again.

thank you for your kind words brother and yes, I do hope that Summergone gets back to me about my sister. My hearing-impaired mum who also cannot see or understand English doesn't yet know that her daughter is missing.

Much love <3

Thank you brother. It's definitely a shitty situation.

Personally, I like those lizards and goats quite a bit.

I thought Ana was disowned by SMTH?

But if it's the same Ana you're speaking about, her professional MMA skills, hostage negotiation abilities, accounting degree and extreme wealth would make her a terrible kidnapping target.

how come every interaction with them ends up in racist and sexist comments?
it's almost as if they are all the same person who portrays chinese people as racist misogynists.

disgusting...

#deletesmth

Brother, I believe they are actually 6 people but that's just an opinion.

Wrong! there are more than that. There's seven people and eight of those lizard goats!

#WhereSister?

Ahahahah same

Bro, definitely don't Google what the majority of Chinese people think of black people...

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Please Snickersgone, what has happened to my sister?

Everyone tries funny in this sub. R+ for some actual funny. We’ll done chap!

I know tornDOTcom in real life and can attest that only wholesome people live there.

Racism doesn't exist and we all sing Kum ba yah together.

Also everyone knows goats are beautiful, especially those in Wales

I know those lizard goats in real life, they would never join up with SMTH.