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NRD2nd [2905417] Reporter
Hypothetical Scenario:
Ched has allowed you to create a god weapon. This means, any base, any rarity, and any bonus. The only requirements are that 1. You cannot decide the damage or accuracy of the base weapon, it will just be random inside the possible range, and 2. The bonus must be inside the range that is obtainable (So no 100% revits). The goal is to make the most expensive weapon possible.

I said that a 24% revit, 4% smurf, armalite would be the most expensive, and my friend said that said a 35% warlord, 23% demoralize, GAK would be the most expensive.

Any RW traders want to come in here and make me look stupid?
Caedes [2100412]
69% Roshambo/420% Achilles frying pan

EDIT: Apparently if the frying pan had this combination of perks, it catapults to the top damaging weapon in the game. Simulated as 4b balanced v 4b balanced, taking least turns to kill.

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pussy [2797641]
GAK isn’t the best because there’s other perks, better ones too

also Warlord isn’t the best because it’s useless on defense

youd want like Penetrate or Puncture (this is better) to negative their armors - maybe max Sure shot values + something else as a bonus

I think Warlord / Revit would be the most valuable and something like Puncture + Sure Shot would be the most useful

Weaken etc is useful as well ofc especially for whores
hemi [2165616]
a quad 24% revit, 45% lacerate, 25% demo , and highest lifesteal % bread knife would be the most expensive :D
dakoolnoob [1101365]
If you can ignore the fact that some bonuses aren't available on specific weapons, then an arma with revit + stricken would technically be the most valuable weapon, with revit on the red level bonus and stricken on orange. This is from a purely value perspective.

Utility bonuses are worth more than damage bonuses except on rifles, but currently revits are priced above the rest. Value wise, a 24% revit on even a crappy base smg would be worth more than the best single bonus rifle possible, so a maxed out red pen arma or something.

That being said, if you base things purely off value and use that as a metric for a perfect weapon, most of the times that won't be the 'perfect weapon' as it's pretty subjective. The perfect weapon for me would be a sure shot + deadeye enfield, but I'm sure many others would disagree.
TequilaKing [2797424]
Warlord/Revit should be the right answer. Anything that can make chains efficient will have a inherit amount of value. Throw it in the armory and your chain becomes massively more efficient on a cost per E to Respect ratio.
Yaldi [2223351]
A Sledgehammer with a bonus called “Incarcerate”.

A damaging hit sends the player to Federal Jail for the same time in minutes = to the damage output.
VitaGreta [1867016] Wiki Contributor
Just a few double bonus ones (one bonus is red the other tends to be orange)

Red Plunder/Assasin macana ( Red plunder bonus and orange assasin bonus)

Red Revit BT with quicken ( red revit bonus and orange quicken bonus)

Red Enfield Expose/deadye ( red bonus Expose % and orange deadye bonus %)


JImmys Lacerate knife with empower could be very nasty as well..