~~Happy Vegemites~~

OI TORN PLAYERS RECKON YOU'RE READY FOR SOMETHING RIPPER?

 

Looking for a faction that's tighter than your dad’s budgie smugglers? Look no further, mate!

 

We run TWO factions because we're not stingy with the good stuff:

 

INFINITE TIM TAMS 

 

Just starting out and still figuring out which end of a shotgun to hold? No dramas! We'll take you under our wing, show you the ropes, and help you grow into a proper Torn legend. Think of us as your footy club that actually teaches you the rules before chucking you on the field.

 

HAPPY VEGEMITES

 

For the seasoned veterans who've been around the block more times than a Commodore on a Friday night. We're talking weekly ranked wars, serious strategy, and blokes & sheilas who know their stuff. Not for the faint-hearted, but if you reckon you've got what it takes, come have a crack!

 

We're a bloody friendly mob who love a bit of banter and the occasional shenanigan. Whether you're cracking jokes or cracking skulls (in-game, obviously), you'll feel right among the gum trees.

 

Whether you're a fresh-faced newbie or a battle-hardened legend, there's a spot for ya. Send us a message and let's have a yarn!

 

Nah yeah: 

• TornStats and Discord

• Having a crack - show up for wars as often as you can manage

• Killing it in the gym - get those gains

Yeah nah: 

• Carrying on like a pork chop - drama llamas need not apply

• Doing a Houdini - inactive members will be removed

 

 

	Infinite Tim Tams	Happy Vegemites
Respect	1.7m	4.8m
Toleration
Drug Addiction Gain	-50%	-50%
Drug Side Effects	-30%	-30%
Overdose Chance	-30%	-30%
Criminality
Nerve	+12	+40
Crime Progression	+10%	+10%
Jail Time	-	-20%
Bust Skill	-	+50%
Bust Nerve	-	-2
Steadfast
Strength	11%	15%
Speed	10%	15%
Defence	10%	14%
Dexterity	10%	15%
Voracity
Candy	+50%	+50%
Alcohol	-	+50%
Energy Drinks	-	+50%
Booster Cooldown	+2	+24
Excursion
Travel Capacity	+10	+10

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Legendary thread. Legendary group. I’d confirm that the folk here don’t smell and are kinda sorta nice

Here to inform everyone, poutine is wonky and anyone that disagrees should seriously go through some mental cleansing and learn the truth

Was forced at gunpoint

I'll whip you again

Post the log, friend

Bump

How does the moon cut his hair?


Eclipse it.

So that's where my runaway husband is..

"Happy Virginmites"? Is it a faction or dating app? Doesn't matter, I'm ready to swipe right <3

Hurt me daddy

the Vegemites are calling I can hear them

I read this and now I want toast

My parents said to me that the world didn't revolve around me.

But Im their sun.

Why do birds fly south

Because it’s too far to walk

What about birds at the south pole

if you fly far enough south it becomes North eventually

I was asked to name two things that held water.
I couldn't think of anything so I said "well, dam"

There's a guy at the office today wearing full camo. At least I think there is... I haven't seen him in a while.

Such a funny joke thar