Happy_as
[38327] Level 100 Elite Nudist
39th Street Healers 39H LeadershipDriller at Vanta's Black GoldMarried to SemiRocket
Happy_as leads the Happy Vegemites faction and started recruitment and achievement threads for it; a player posted a log of them hospitalizing TheJon for a bounty. Their job points used rank #30 of 688,301 players with a non-zero value.
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- #30 for job points used top 0.0044% of ranked players
- #264 for unarmored fights won top 0.032% of ranked players
- Signed up (21 years ago)
- 720 archived forum posts
Key numbers
All stats ›More key numbers 9
What stands out 6
- Level: 100 — #1 (tied with 7,765 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Highest level beaten: 100 — #1 (tied with 31,624 others) (the cap). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Revive skill: 100 — #1 (tied with 2,507 others). A shared or capped value: a fact, not a highlight.
- Maxed: Search for cash skill, Bootlegging skill, Graffiti skill, Shoplifting skill, Pickpocketing skill, Card skimming skill, Burglary skill, Hustling skill, Disposal skill, Cracking skill.
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Obscure but exceptional 1
Every other stat where this player is in the top 100 or the top 0.1 %.
Since January 13 stats changed
| Stat | Change | January | Latest |
|---|---|---|---|
| Awards | +7 | 510 | 517 |
| Networth | +1,929,869,083 | $12,085,250,261 | $14,015,119,344 |
| Xanax taken | +381 | 2,761 | 3,142 |
| Energy drinks used | +397 | 1,011 | 1,408 |
| Energy refills | +159 | 1,093 | 1,252 |
| Attacks won | +252 | 10,185 | 10,437 |
| Defends won | +579 | 3,612 | 4,191 |
| Revives given | +4 | 3,310 | 3,314 |
| People busted | +56 | 545 | 601 |
| Criminal offenses | +2,009 | 61,201 | 63,210 |
| Races won | +2 | 429 | 431 |
| Times traveled | +26 | 411 | 437 |
| Time played (days) | +3.4 | 130.1 | 133.5 |
Energy sources used
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What the forums say
Forum activity ›What other players have posted about this player, and what they have posted themselves, attributed to whoever said it. Accusations are the accusers' claims, not TornLife's findings; replies that disputed them are shown beside them.
Accusations & disputes
Event log In the "DAY FIVE - DUKES DUMP GIVEAWAY" thread, PurpleFire posted a log showing Happy_as hospitalized TheJon and earned a $150,000 bounty reward.
“00:36:43 - 19/12/23 Happy_as hospitalized TheJon and earned your $150,000 bounty reward 01:58:52 - 19/12/2321s You placed 1x $69,420 bounties on SpARkS42069 for a cost of $104,130 : Blessings from The Duke 02:02:21 - 19/12/2310s You placed 1x $69,420 bounties on Fordo for a cost of $104,130 : Blessings from …”
Reputation
Praise In a 2022 thread on best friends in Torn, VaguelyCanadian listed Happy_as among their mentors.
“Mentors: RedBud, Natty_Boh, McFlannel, Happy_as, Pacto I couldn't even begin to make a friends list here, I've met way too many awesome people from all over Torn to be able to name em all, from RL friends who introduced me to friends made though various Torn-related Discord servers to merc …”
Praise In a war thread, The-Spread posted a message showing $75,000,000 sent from Happy_as: "Good win great war! Had lots of fun!!"
“You were sent $75,000,000 from Happy_as with the message: Good win great war! Had lots of fun!!”
3 more from the forums
Reputation
Claim In the Vegemites thread, Beerstein posted a message showing they sent $100,000,000 to Happy_as, calling them "a high hit veggie".
“You sent $100,000,000 to Happy_as with the message: Glad my degenerate mistake went to a high hit veggie, good job you earned it!”
Claim In a 2025 faction thread, Wagon called Happy_as their faction leader and said they would be glad to hear from prospective members.
“… together during slow times in our wars (Golf With Your Friends is a big one) and sit around for general banter in voice chat. If that sounds like something you want to hear more about, chat our faction leader Happy_as about joining! I'm sure he'd love to hear from you.”
Contributions
Contribution Happy_as started a 2024 Faction Recruitment thread for Happy Vegemites, describing two factions, and a 2025 Achievements thread on two 25k chains.
“OI TORN PLAYERS RECKON YOU'RE READY FOR SOMETHING RIPPER? Looking for a faction that's tighter than your dad’s budgie smugglers? Look no further, mate! We run TWO factions because we're not stingy with the good stuff: INFINITE TIM TAMS Just starting out and still figuring out which end of a …”
Forum posts (Torn's count): 845 · archived: 720 · threads started (archived): 17
Threads started 5 most recent
The archive starts in June 2014 and the full post import is still running, so archived counts are lower than Torn's own count.
History
Full history ›- Company Probable Caws → Vanta's Black Gold
- Joined 39th Street Healers [39H] (from Happy Vegemites [HV])
- Left Happy Vegemites [HV] (moved to 39th Street Healers [39H])
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