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EDIT: The reward for this is already over, but everyone is more than welcome to keep posting dad jokes!
In honor of fathers day, I'll give 1m to whoever can come up with the funniest / best Dad Joke.
I'll send the money sometime tomorrow.
WINNER
You sent $1,000,000 to PerilousPixie with the message: Best Dad Joke! :)
The Joke:
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Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism.
Its a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
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I'll start.
Actually nevermind.
I had a dad joke about farming, but it was too corny.....
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now
What stinks, has 5 toes, but isnt ur foot?
My foot… Up ur ass
What did the cheese say when he looked in the mirror?
Halloumi -_-
One bar walks into one bard and barman says to it "We have our own atmosphere here!"
So you know why they call it Almond milk?
Because no one can say nut juice with a straight face.
My wife found out I was cheating her when she found all the letters I was hiding.
She was so mad she told me she was never going to play Scrabble with me again.
My daughter came up with this one.
What's the difference between a owl, a fish and a piano....
You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish.
Where do bad rainbows go?
To prism.
Its a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.
Know how many dead people are in the graveyard up the road? All of them.
It was my dad's favorite and I always felt like it needed some polish.
Why did the mermaid wear seashells?
Cuz she grew out of her B shells! ^-^
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogey in it....
Here's an oldie,,
Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's apparent.
Where did the general hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
My wife asked me if i have seen the dog bowl
i never knew he could!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
Toad
Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're extinct.
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