Stranger Stranger! the old merchant cries. Suddenly you find your coin purse a little lighter with a new item in hand.
You hear a voice on the wind 💨 make a wish 💨
Monkeys Paw!
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The monkey paw grants your wish: So much ankle, such wow! - Cleansing-Flame [1636350]
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Wish granted by monkey's paw: - Cleansing-Flame [1636350]
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The Monkey's paw grants your wish: The lottery is yours! the monkey paw lottery! The Monkey Paw anonymously sent $1 to Crispynugz with the message: lottery!
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Money....i...need....money
Your wish has been granted by the monkeys paw!:
you get a mysterious Letter in the mail, it's a check for a nice 7 figure sum from your long-lost uncle the prince of Naples.
You take the check to the bank and deposit the check.
A few days later when you attempt to make a withdrawal, the ATM reads "error person unknown" When you go into the bank the teller asks for your I.D. it is nothing but a blank card.
Shocked you run home to find your Social Security car, its blank too.
You find your birth certificate it reads in big red letters " Still Born"
I wish for Energy Supplementing Drugs..
Your wish has been granted by the monkeys paw!:
You open a drug pack and find 10 Xanax inside!......
Moments later you awake, a cold sweat on your brow.
You look around the room, your in bed, there's no drugs, just a padded cell.
the camera pans out you see the sign for the Switzerland rehab facility.
Phasmophobia flashback
I wish the rest of the monkey were still attached to the paw. "sighs"
I wish to have material to ejaculate to.
The monkey's paw gives you a thumbs up.
suddenly a monkey appears, he is your new BFF, no downside!
13:02:41 - 02/09/24 You added Daisy3 to your friends list
The monkey paw grants your wish:
So much ankle, such wow!
Wish granted by monkey's paw:
I wish for unlimited dirty bombs
I wish my every crime was successful.
The monkey's paw grants your wish!:
you look around, nothing has changed.
Then you feel it, the creeping feeling under your skin, a tickle in your arm, a small shiver.
You made a dirty bomb in your britches, like a baby who hasn't been changed in a few hours.
The monkey's paw grants your wish!:
you feel a rush of exhilaration, your blood boils, you feel invincible!
you believe with all your heart that every crime is a success because we learn from our failures.
I wish I had a nice warm slice of pepperoni pizza
monkey paw has granted your wish!
In your hand a nice warm slice of pepperoni pizza appears.....but it is the size of a micron and a tardigrade devours it first
1 wish I had a Colina Tanpice so I can win my dort track races
I wish the owner of the paw infinite well being and wonderful day! "You carefully pat the poor paw and hand it back, good day fine salesman"
I wish for 1000 bottle caps