I NEED TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER

Dear Torn Staff,

I am writing to you today as a deeply concerned player, and more importantly a subscriber. My name is Karen and you *better believe* I won't stop complaining until GOD himself resolves this for me. This is about your short-sighted and irresponsible-in game mechanic known as """overdosing""". 

Let me tell you something mister, I have been a loyal player for MONTHS NOW, and I have been overdosing WAY TOO MANY TIMES. Something sinister is going on, I think staff are actually targeting my account personally. THERE IS NO OTHER REASONABLE EXPLANATION, EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET ME. It is so unfair, I am a new player who is trying to grow big and strong and sexy ;o and you chuckle f**ks can't even do ME the solid of letting me overdose less! I mean I am a player, and more importantly A MOTHER. THIS IS SO UNFAIR.

Here's what I'm going to need you guys to do:

1. Immediate removal of overdosing as a whole OR
2. Allow me to overdose as much as I want, WHEN I WANT TO. Don't they say the customer is always right? That you should give the customer as many choices as possible? So why not give me, Karen, this choice in the matter. Your job is to support me and make me happy, not depressed and flying to gay ass communist Switzerland

I don't care about the """balance""" of the game, this is about MY EXPERIENCE AND ENJOYMENT OF THE GAME. me me me me me me me. This has caused me considerable distress, I am shocked, appalled, upset, shidded myself, and frankly I think I might have broken a leg over it. I WILL BE INFORMING MY LAWYER FOR DAMAGES.

While we're on the subject, I expect compensation for all the times I have overdosed and the lost energy that I would have had otherwise. This can be paid to me through FHCs, or torn currency whatever you decide is best. If this is not handled immediately I WILL BE CONTACTING THE FBI TO INFORM THEM OF THIS BALANT CRIME.

Consider this your final warning.

I await your response and the opportunity to scream at your manager.

f**k you,
Karen.

PS If I overdose ONE more time, I will CONTINUE to make ANOTHER SHITPOST. Do not TEST ME.

first

you suck

#skillissue

what the f**k

ban this kid from the forums please

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Yup, definitely a skill issue.

Dear Torn Staff, 

I am writing this message to express my utter solidarity with OP. 

As such, I would like to request an immediate meeting within Torn LTD and kindly give OP unlimited ODs during halloweek. 

It is crucial that the highest authorities within Torn LTD mobilize its entire operational team to accommodate OP because "SuBsCrIbEr". 

Yours Sincerely,
A Concerned Citizen

These new kids just don't have it in them to carry the legacy of DUDE DUDE.

Chill mommy, it will be fine. Don't mix drugs. You will OD more...maybe

2.76% OD rate, seems about right to me. Have you tried bitching less? I read somewhere that helps.

r+ for tryin'

r- for content quality

Wait till they find out about rehab fees…..

Rehab fees: $8,894,710,000

Are you actually taking this thing seriously?

why stop there? Let's make it 3 years.

This post isn’t going to go how you want op.. at first I was thinking it was just maybe a joke like a Reddit post… but the vibes are all wrong. I’d maybe grave this…

try not to think too hard about whether it's a shit post or not, I don't want you to hurt your pretty little head x

I just downvoted your thread.

FAQ
What does this mean?
The amount of karma on your thread and Torn.com account has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a thread to be unworthy of positive or neutral karma. These include, but are not limited to:

• ⁠Rudeness,
• ⁠Spreading incorrect information, 
• ⁠Sarcasm that wasnt funny or worthwhile, 
• Your post was not well formed
• Low quality shit-post

Am I banned from the Torn.com?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making threads like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my thread deserved a downvote. Can you un-downvote it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to DMs within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downvote appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on torn.com. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. 

Lukewarmest Regards,

Umami

Nother useless thread has emerged

retard

“Don’t want to hurt your pretty little head”

is what pissed me off - more because it’s said by men to women in the workplace or some similarly demeaning shtick — overall not really a bad thing to say, but the tone of this post and your comments - I’m just not liking the vibe…

Oh and don’t worry, at least for now you can’t hurt my pretty head so to speak

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