you head over to the Halloween skeleton hanging outside of Dukes shop, oh that’s not a skeleton that’s a rotten corpse.
Spooky Lucky Dip
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And then the election happened...
you sell your last Xanax for a quick buck, only to realize you’ve accidentally sold it to a NPC for $1.
You awake in the morning, blurry eyed and discombobulated, and open Torn to find you left your bazaar open overnight...
19:40:24 - 31/10/24 Kapten_Klitoris mugged you and stole $6,969,402 [view]
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I watched a woman on the street eat a chicken whole, uncooked
You were sent to jail for 5h 00m : Surrendered to SWAT after a gunfight.
Huh, we should have operated on her legs, not brain, THIS IS THE WRONG PATIENT?!
Torn will be down for scheduled maintenance
duke has a carpeted kitchen
The horde of zombies lumbering ever closer, whispering their desire in hoarse hissing breaths, " Xanax... Xanax..."; but there was no more Xanax to give them because they had lost the previos war to a stronger zombie horde directed by a necromancer that wasn't as salty as the other recently met necromancers had been, but then, "Xanax... Xanax...", brings you back to the present situation of impending doom and in a desperate plea for mercy you agree to cash out some stocks so you can visit the local drug dealer to resupply your horde with their favorite consumable so that they will rally once more under your foul necromantic banner: marching into some new untold hell as your heralds of doom and gloom, that you might terrorize the populace with your legendary plunder - caches - because you're not the hero of this story... but the villain!
Anyone that spends this much time playing a game on their phone is gonna get arthritis when they’re older….
As the hospital lights flicker, you realize the hitman you hired is standing right behind you, grinning.
Over 10k attcks in ranked war and the shit the lossing side gets
I find out that I won nothing once again.
It's scary not ever getting the events merits.
Wheel of awesome price increasing.
What is scary though, is that every single person on Torn will be attacking every other person on Torn in order to fill their baskets with treats that will make them utterly disgustingly sick, and yet they will continue to gorge on those treats long after Halloween has passed.
As Em_Ystan clicked ‘confirm,’ they didn’t notice the extra ‘3’ I slipped into the Xanax price, $3,808,999 instead of $808,999, until the echo of their drained account sent chills down their spine.
You wonder why your plane hasn't landed in Torn City yet, it's been over 48 hours.