Creepy "Uncle" Sweeney is drunk again.
Ask Uncle Sweeney...
Started by Sweeney_Todd [27468] on in General Non-related.
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Do you have to look at the keyboard before you type something on the computer?
Hi guys. My name is Uncle Sweeney Todd and I'm an Alcoholic.
Nah just a crotchety old bastard.
Dear Uncle Sweeney,
Is there a correlation between long-term exposure to lead paint and shitposting?
Sincerely,
Quack
Living proof that age does not always = wisdom.
Could you please recommend a nice bottle ov red?
I f**kin knew you were old as dirt
No, he's definitely drunk AF.
Careful... "Uncle" Sweeney gets very handsy when he's been drinking.
All you do is wander around the forums now repeating miserable shit like everyone and everything in Torn is so terrible, yet you're still here every day droning on to the point if an AI were fed all your posts and given your name, no one would notice you disappeared. Seek help.
The_Virginian has entered the chat.
You had me at handsy uncle.
how many roeds must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
People gets dotey with age, they repeat themselves a lot. Grandpa just needs a break.
100% agree!
Who's your favourite forum personality, Mr Sween?
And you don't?
Stands behind Spork while asking the question.
Who is your favorite person in torn and why?
*forgets to mention that AIDS was rampant and cancer treatments were not as advanced, massive stigma for anything mental health related, cold war, aftermath of Vietnam vets, oppressing Russian presence and drafting was still a thing*
Nostalgia is a hell of a drug.
Every era has it's problems, the 80s and 90s were no different.
Hello Mr Swineey Toad! Any suggestions for curing dyslexia?