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Sheikh_Nutti [2892903] · #830

Ancient Squirrel Recipe: Slow-Roasted Bumbi

 

**Ingredients:**  

- 1 overinflated deer (preferably one that thinks energy cans improve awareness)  

- A generous pinch of delusion  

- 2 cups of bad grammar  

- 1 ego, tenderized (optional, but usually pre-bruised)  

- A handful of simps for extra seasoning  

 

**Instructions:**  

1. Set your fire to *maximum humiliation*—you want a slow roast for full effect.  

2. Remove any fake doe-eyed innocence (it’s just for show).  

3. Stuff generously with overpriced energy cans and weak forum takes.  

4. Let it marinate in its own bad decisions for at least a week.  

5. Roast until all credibility has completely evaporated.  

 

**Serving suggestion:** Best enjoyed with a side of forum mockery and a cold glass of *Get Gud Juice.*  

 

**Join Buttgrass Inc. today—where we cook up only the finest roasts.**