Can we please stop.....

Hola, Walker Texas Ranger coming to you, the good citizens of tornDOTcom, with a plea.  I know what you're thinking What could this plea be about? and Would the real Chuck Norris really going to pleas me? And the answer to both these questions is yes.  

On 27 August 2024, Chardburn made the unilateral decision to fix the Points market with Refills2.0. Increasing the cost of refills to 30 points brought stability to the points market and reduced the inflation figures to the manageable forecasted range that Lt_Wolf has identified as acceptable for a fun gaming experience.

While this change greatly benefited players who flew for a living, it made things harder for us regular folk.  This change inadvertently made Mathematics a key skill needed to survive.  Now, I don't know about you, but I didn't start playing a crime simulator to do maths.  I started playing so I could watch porn, take drugs and go to the gym, and also play Torn on my mobile.  

How the f*ck am I supposed to figure out how many days of refills I have left so I can plan ahead?!?!

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It's hard enough that factions make people read newsletters and somehow reading has become a skill needed to even play this game.  This is a rallying cry to everyone (I think) so that no more players feel burned out. Let's not let the nerds take over.  

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bro how are you gonna complain about reading but expect us to read all of this!!!!

You plan ahead? You f**king nerd. 

6 more merits. U can do it

To be fair, Leslie is also part of the problem.

I want the ability to easily buy 1-5 points at a time so I can at least make a nice round number after I win a single point off the wheel.

I’m going to sell points 1 at a time

Do you understand how maths works? Load image: sick

The only math any of us ever needed -

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Such a cool thread Chuck_Norris 

My 241 points feels the same way. 

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I wonder if the people listing 25 points know about the new refill cost.

I read your italicized name as "Cuck Norris" and was disappointed it was a misread.

I know Chuck_Norris in real life and he would never list in quantities of 30. Thanks for reading.

Instructions unclear, points acquired in multiples of ten

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So, Chuck, what's your "point"?

What in the actual flying f**k is this? I thought Chuck Norris doesn't do division but points round themselves into multiples of 30 for Chuck Norris or something. Starting to sound like Danny Dyer up in here smh. Just roundhouse kick those points bruh.

Spin the Wheel of Lame a few times to even it out 💡

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Chatgpt just confused me more.

Even AI can't figure out this maths problem and it literally has 'Intelligence' in its name.  The average Torn player, with their double digit IQ, is completely fuct.

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I thought Chuck Norris was a perpetual motion machine that didn't need energy refills, or so the numerous Chuck Norris facts have told me.