[SITE] Zeshu's Cache Simulator (now with prices!)

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ZeShu's Cache Simulator

Hi frends, I built a simulator that models how weapon cache pulls work in Torn. It's based on data compiled by Scofield , with prices based on 2025 auction house records compiled by e7cf09 and lets you experiment with opening Torn caches risk-free.

How it works

• Pull simulation: Models rarity rates, weapon selection, stat scaling, bonuses, and quality calculation
• Price estimates: Uses 2025 AH records to value what you pull (falls back to bunker bucks if no match found)
• Daily stats: Tracks your pulls across different cache types
• All Five RW cache types supported: Melee, Small Arms, Medium Arms, Heavy Arms, Armor

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The Technical Stuff

For details on how stats scale by rarity, how bonuses work, the quality formula, or how pricing is estimated—click the Guide badge in the app. It covers all the mechanics, assumptions, and known uncertainties.

How to Contribute

• Suggestions and feedback are welcome
• Corrections to the model, especially around accuracy scaling or edge cases, are appreciated
• Always happy to discuss how mechanics can be changed, fixing inaccuracies, or ideas for other random community projects

Disclaimer

This is an unofficial, player-made tool intended for educational purposes only. All mechanics are based on available information and may not fully reflect in-game behavior. 

Please Gamble Responsibly

Caches in-game are expensive and have highly variable outcomes. This simulator is a risk-free way to explore what might happen—but should not be used to justify decisions you can't afford in Torn/Real Life. 

GO TO SIMULATOR

KNOWN ISSUES 
- some bonus to weapon type mappings r wrong. I blame the wiki ;-; will fix tmw 
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- if u find a base that shouldn't be in the pool, please lmk. I need to manually exclude

doesn't this belong in tools and userscripts?

Moved to degenerates corner. 

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Gambling simulation in a gambling simulation 

Gabception?

Getting CSGO case opening vibes

More like fun and games. Until someone doesn't get addicted and starts buying DPs to open real ones at least.

Edit:

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Opens cache: Flail, 15% Fury, orange.

This isn't a good simulation, I never get anything this good!

... ... ... I know what I said!

scam, I want the 0$ I paid back.

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Holy shit my cache gambling addiction is cured

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Jun 27, 2025, 10:09:51 PM    ArmaLite M-15A4    Orange    Dmg: 79.16
Acc: 64.93    190.90%    
Penetrate 34%

hey, not bad!

Stoner 96

ID: 1157 • UID: 1157

Primary

Machine Gun

Heavy Arms Cache

Damage: 84.15

Accuracy: 59.5

Clip: 100

RoF: 9–14

Caliber: 5.56mm

Ammo: HP, TR, PI, IN

Stealth: 2.2

Quality: 256.50%

Warlord 35%

Hope it will come true🤣

Better take this down before staff feds you for prying on thier income (degenerate gamblers)

Tavor TAR-21

ID: 612 • UID: 612

Primary

Rifle

Cayman Islands

Damage: 73.6

Accuracy: 56.99

Clip: 30

RoF: 4–8

Caliber: 5.56mm

Ammo: HP, TR, PI, IN

Stealth: 3.2

Quality: 135.90%

Disarm 3 turns

Considering my only ever real cache pull was an Achilles Luger, I can't say I was surprised...

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This is one way to get me not to buy cache. Took while to even pull a red and it was trash. 

Wonder how accurate the pull rates are.

First pull was

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I don’t know how to rank these weapons and perks

Below are my 1 and only pulls of each cache, can someone tell me if good?

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The first three are trash, the PKM is worth a little more than trash but you still won’t get your cache money back

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i'll buy it for 18b thank you