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[RW] ESC Ratz v NS3

Started by Barg [2420568] on in Faction Discussion.

370 replies · 1.54k views · thread synced · 3 days ago · View on torn.com

Posts archived: 371 / 371 posts (100%) · the total is Torn's reply count + the opening post at the last fetch

Wires [2209713]

He tried the same for me, but didn’t count on me asking him to pull the trigger. 

bitch ass can’t even follow through 

Wires [2209713]

Derv is extremely self-conscious. 

you gotta either make the compliment ultra subtle so he randomly thinks about it later and smiles, or go over the top and shower him in so much praise he actually can’t compartmentalise it all and HAS to pick a part to accept. 

rookie mistake. 

Starbreaker [2737884]

Another awesome win Ratz, just keep getting better every war. Congrats to King and Becca also, that's the real win of the day. We always want to punch above our standing and KingD today has really embodied that. 

 

NS, don't let the memes dishearten you, we were on full alert the entire time and you really brought it. 

 

Finally I think that was a very credible Winnie the Pooh and I don't appreciate all the mocking of my artistic ability

MeanMike [1884314]

I'd just like to assure the Ranked Warring Community that at the conclusion of this war, the entire Ratz team was given a complete and VERY thorough physical exam and a full body cavity inspection, and no dodgy scripts  steroids were discovered. 

 

We did Barg twice because he insisted and even he was clean. 

 

They're just a special group and they get better every fight. 

 

Well done my furry friends!

 

Edit

 

Lol, at this rager....

 

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[RW] ESC Ratz v NS3

 

I could be like "Check it out you guys, I have cured cancer!  This hater would still be like "Thumbs down!" 

 

Lmao. 

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Derivative [2209422]

To close this thread I'd like to share a story.

 

Yesterday morning in my war prep phase I was getting ready to drive to my boyfriends house. 

 

I had 2 bags in hand and a 3rd which was a bin bag.

 

I put my main bags down in front of the car and ran off the bins to deposit said bin bag. 

 

I got back to the car and totally forgot my bags were infront of it, and started driving. 

 

As a result, here's my laptop thst i play torn from, circa 4 hours before war.

 

 

Yes, I am retarded for doing that. 

 

No, it doesn't work anymore. 

 

Thanks for a good war. 

 

Sqall [2008252]

Think you misunderstood the question when we asked about your laptop’s hard drive… didn’t mean you should literally drive hard over it

TequilaKing [2797424]

It has come to my attention the odds on this war were off by quite a bit.

 

It appears the line on this was even money when Ratz were heavily favored.

 

Unfortunately bets are gonna have to be voided and some networths adjusted to negative balances.