The game is simple, make a story, but every poster can only add 3 words. Punctuation marks dont count as a word, but they don't have to be perfect either. I'll start:
Once upon a
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The game is simple, make a story, but every poster can only add 3 words. Punctuation marks dont count as a word, but they don't have to be perfect either. I'll start:
Once upon a
time I licked
my dog so
much, I had
Diarrhea for 3
Seconds before aliens
beamed me up
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up.
Leaving behind a
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a -
destroyed piece of
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of -
grass covered feces.
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces. After some time
I started to
travel along a
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time I started to travel along a
Extremely Long Road
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road
and found a
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a
Prickly little cactus
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus
With a face
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus
With a face like an angel
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus. With a face like an angel,
wearing the finest
Once upon a time I licked my dog so much, I had diarrhea for 3 seconds before aliens beamed me up leaving behind a destroyed piece of grass covered feces.
After some time I started to travel along a extremely long road and found a prickly little cactus. With a face like an angel, wearing the finest
leopard-print thong,