Tlder: there isn't any read the forum below or suck your mum mento's
Hello [The Community of Torn] my name is Ark. I'm 1,700 days old in this godforsaken game, although I did quit after my first day for a yr because buying 100 plushies and getting hosp'd wasn't exactly riveting gameplay for someone like myself. But that's beside the point.
Overall, I feel like I've gotten a pretty good handle on the game. I've been a trader, ran a war faction, ran a company, proxied another company, and being the war fanatic that I am, managed to put together a pretty sick little loadout.
[Currently loan out]
Now I've just hit 4b stats, which is nice although not exactly that impressive compared to most of Torn but since I'm no longer wasting money on caches or constantly fixing up my loadout I've decided to dip my toes into SEs.
I'm by no means rich but I do have some passive income and figured I'd like to average around 3 to 4 SEs a month if possible. So I decided to make a little challenge for myself every time Lord Ched decides I OD I'll take an SE.
Seems like a fun little game, right?
Well, I guess I angered the Almighty Ched himself, because boy, have I been ODing which brings me to today's forum post.
I pretty much OD'd back-to-back within 24 hours. Staying true to my word, I took a parachute the first time. Then today, when I OD'd again, I went looking around [not advertised Wev3r website] for another one.
Alas, there weren't any available just some crack headed traders wanting 500m+ for theirs.
So I took a peek at the Item Market. Same story.
As a last resort (while Eatting) i decided to buy one from the Sports Shop. With one hand I pulled out 450m went to the shop, saw red, and bought it.
I popped that sucker.
Then, to my surprise i looked down expecting to see all that glorious Dexterity I'd gained...Instead, I was greeted with
...What?
No.
How could this be?
I haven't trained Defense in over three years, and you're telling me I just wasted 450m on a filthy boxing glove?!
So now I'm sitting here in a mix of anger and disbelief, but at the same time I can't stop laughing at myself for being this damn stupid.
So with that said...
You got me Ched but your still a wanker
Outta my 5 stages of grief i think its silly that they look alike but this isnt a suggestion thread its an Achievements one and with that come Thread dividends
So my Achievements
- 4b bs
- Taking Se
- Legally retarded?
- Smitted by ched himself
- Started a bogie cult in my first 100 real days of playing
Please laugh at me below or help me cheer up with jokes to earn some Xanax's, ecans, and Fhc's and maybe an random Se if someone post can make me shit myself