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Ryng's Daily Xanax Giveaway contest | Favorite personal weapon or Best Joke

Started by Ryng [3139304] on in Fun & Games.

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Posts archived: 82 / 82 posts (100%) · the total is Torn's reply count + the opening post at the last fetch

Monalisasan [3660346]

Two sexist jokes. one for men, one for women. How do you make a woman orgasm?   Who gives a fuck.  Why are women so lousy at parking cars?  Because they're always told that this (hold finger and thumb close together) is 6 inches

RicardoMontoya [4383903]

I like using the blow gun makes me feel like an African witch doctor, sneaking up and knocking people out before they even hear me do my war cry. Lalalala 

Ryng [3139304]

I am literally about to cry, I think a script or something put my baby up for adoption at a 3rd world amount of money. I wasn't even going to sell it at all and it was the whole point if this whole ass forum post ......

 

 

01:09:57 - 14/09/26 You sold a Chain Whip (Bleed & Weaken) on your bazaar to Riacin at $20,670,000 each for a total of $20,670,000

Ryng [3139304]

Alright I've finished today's daily xanax pull. Will be pulling tomorrows daily pull from this spot forward. Make sure to comment again to be in the Xanax pull 

 

03:11:14 - 14/09/26 You sent some Xanax to Dyl-x with the message: Congrats you win Ryngs daily xanax pull

 

03:15:09 - 14/09/26 You sent some Xanax to Thorhauge with the message: Congrats you win Ryngs daily xanax pull

 

03:16:57 - 14/09/26 You sent some Xanax to _Akimbo with the message: Congrats you win Ryngs daily xanax pull

Benthios [4425515]

Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: no idea

Me: To get the newspaper!

You: ???
Me: Did you get it?
You: No wtf
Me: Cause the chicken got it 

Deadphukr [4332507]

I love using my Nunchucks 🥷

 

But im still a infant 101 days now wooo so havent found anything else  but looking forward for weapons with buffs or special perks 

Ryng [3139304]

03:40:59 - 15/09/26 You sent some Xanax to Terrique with the message: Congrats you win Ryngs daily xanax pull

 

03:40:13 - 15/09/26 You sent some Xanax to Deadphukr with the message: Congrats you win Ryngs daily xanax pull

Artyial [4351000]

Had a Flail, but it was not my thing, it was hitting the air more than the guy i was fighting, maybe this will be better.